The train was abominably late. It was due at eight-twenty-seven,
but it was nearly ten when we reached St Pancras. I had resolved to
go straight to my rooms in Westminster, buying on the way a cap
and waterproof to conceal my uniform should anyone be near
my door on my arrival. Then I would ring up Blenkiron and tell
him all my adventures. I breakfasted at a coffee-stall, left my pack
and rifle in the cloak-room, and walked out into the clear sunny morning.
I was feeling very pleased with myself. Looking back on my
madcap journey, I seemed to have had an amazing run of luck and
to be entitled to a little credit too. I told myself that persistence
always pays and that nobody is beaten till he is dead. All Blenkiron's
instructions had been faithfully carried out. I had found Ivery's
post office. I had laid the lines of our own special communications
with the enemy, and so far as I could see I had left no clue behind
me. Ivery and Gresson took me for a well-meaning nincompoop. It
was true that I had aroused profound suspicion in the breasts of the
Scottish police. But that mattered nothing, for Cornelius Brand, the
suspect, would presently disappear, and there was nothing against
that rising soldier, Brigadier-General Richard Hannay, who would
soon be on his way to France. After all this piece of service had not
been so very unpleasant. I laughed when I remembered my grim
forebodings in Gloucestershire. Bullivant had said it would be
damnably risky in the long run, but here was the end and I had
never been in danger of anything worse than making a fool of myself.
I remember that, as I made my way through Bloomsbury, I was
not thinking so much of my triumphant report to Blenkiron as of
my speedy return to the Front. Soon I would be with my beloved
brigade again. I had missed Messines and the first part of Third
Ypres, but the battle was still going on, and I had yet a chance. I
might get a division, for there had been talk of that before I left. I
knew the Army Commander thought a lot of me. But on the whole
I hoped I would be left with the brigade. After all I was an amateur
soldier, and I wasn't certain of my powers with a bigger command.
In Charing Cross Road I thought of Mary, and the brigade
seemed suddenly less attractive. I hoped the war wouldn't last
much longer, though with Russia heading straight for the devil I
didn't know how it was going to stop very soon. I was determined
to see Mary before I left, and I had a good excuse, for I had taken
my orders from her. The prospect entranced me, and I was mooning
along in a happy dream, when I collided violently with in
agitated citizen.
Then I realized that something very odd was happening.
There was a dull sound like the popping of the corks of flat
soda-water bottles. There was a humming, too, from very far up in
the skies. People in the street were either staring at the heavens or
running wildly for shelter. A motor-bus in front of me emptied its
contents in a twinkling; a taxi pulled up with a jar and the driver
and fare dived into a second-hand bookshop. It took me a moment
or two to realize the meaning of it all, and I had scarcely done this
when I got a very practical proof. A hundred yards away a bomb
fell on a street island, shivering every window-pane in a wide
radius, and sending splinters of stone flying about my head. I did
what I had done a hundred times before at the Front, and dropped
flat on my face.
The man who says he doesn't mind being bombed or shelled is
either a liar or a maniac. This London air raid seemed to me a
singularly unpleasant business. I think it was the sight of the decent
civilized life around one and the orderly streets, for what was
perfectly natural in a rubble-heap like Ypres or Arras seemed an
outrage here. I remember once being in billets in a Flanders village
where I had the Maire's house and sat in a room upholstered in cut
velvet, with wax flowers on the mantelpiece and oil paintings of
three generations on the walls. The Boche took it into his head to
shell the place with a long-range naval gun, and I simply loathed it.
It was horrible to have dust and splinters blown into that snug,
homely room, whereas if I had been in a ruined barn I wouldn't
have given the thing two thoughts. In the same way bombs dropping in
central London seemed a grotesque indecency. I hated to see plump
citizens with wild eyes, and nursemaids with scared children, and
miserable women scuttling like rabbits in a warren.
The drone grew louder, and, looking up, I could see the enemy
planes flying in a beautiful formation, very leisurely as it seemed,
with all London at their mercy. Another bomb fell to the right, and
presently bits of our own shrapnel were clattering viciously around
me. I thought it about time to take cover, and ran shamelessly for
the best place I could see, which was a Tube station. Five minutes
before the street had been crowded; now I left behind me a desert
dotted with one bus and three empty taxicabs.
I found the Tube entrance filled with excited humanity. One
stout lady had fainted, and a nurse had become hysterical, but on
the whole people were behaving well. Oddly enough they did not
seem inclined to go down the stairs to the complete security of
underground; but preferred rather to collect where they could still
get a glimpse of the upper world, as if they were torn between fear
of their lives and interest in the spectacle. That crowd gave me a
good deal of respect for my countrymen. But several were badly
rattled, and one man a little way off, whose back was turned, kept
twitching his shoulders as if he had the colic.
I watched him curiously, and a movement of the crowd brought
his face into profile. Then I gasped with amazement, for I saw that
it was Ivery.
And yet it was not Ivery. There were the familiar nondescript
features, the blandness, the plumpness, but all, so to speak, in ruins.
The man was in a blind funk. His features seemed to be dislimning
before my eyes. He was growing sharper, finer, in a way younger, a
man without grip on himself, a shapeless creature in process of
transformation. He was being reduced to his rudiments. Under the
spell of panic he was becoming a new man.
And the crazy thing was that I knew the new man better than the old.
My hands were jammed close to my sides by the crowd; I could
scarcely turn my head, and it was not the occasion for one's neighbours
to observe one's expression. If it had been, mine must have
been a study. My mind was far away from air raids, back in the hot
summer weather Of 1914. I saw a row of villas perched on a
headland above the sea. In the garden of one of them two men
were playing tennis, while I was crouching behind an adjacent
bush. One of these was a plump young man who wore a coloured
scarf round his waist and babbled of golf handicaps ... I saw him
again in the villa dining-room, wearing a dinner-jacket, and lisping
a little. ... I sat opposite him at bridge, I beheld him collared by
two of Macgillivray's men, when his comrade had rushed for the
thirty-nine steps that led to the sea ... I saw, too, the sitting-room
of my old flat in Portland Place and heard little Scudder's quick,
anxious voice talking about the three men he feared most on earth,
one of whom lisped in his speech. I had thought that all three had
long ago been laid under the turf ...
He was not looking my way, and I could devour his face
in safety. There was no shadow of doubt. I had always put him
down as the most amazing actor on earth, for had he not played
the part of the First Sea Lord and deluded that officer's daily
colleagues? But he could do far more than any human actor, for he
could take on a new personality and with it a new appearance, and
live steadily in the character as if he had been born in it ... My
mind was a blank, and I could only make blind gropings at conclusions
... How had he escaped the death of a spy and a murderer,
for I had last seen him in the hands of justice? ... Of course he had
known me from the first day in Biggleswick ... I had thought to
play with him, and he had played most cunningly and damnably
with me. In that sweating sardine-tin of refugees I shivered in the
bitterness of my chagrin.
And then I found his face turned to mine, and I knew that he
recognized me.
more, I knew that he knew that I had recognized him - not as
Ivery, but as that other man. There came into his eyes a curious
look of comprehension, which for a moment overcame his funk.
I had sense enough to see that that put the final lid on it. There
was still something doing if he believed that I was blind, but if he
once thought that I knew the truth he would be through our
meshes and disappear like a fog.
My first thought was to get at him and collar him and summon
everybody to help me by denouncing him for what he was. Then I
saw that that was impossible. I was a private soldier in a borrowed
uniform, and he could easily turn the story against me. I must use
surer weapons. I must get to Bullivant and Macgillivray and set
their big machine to work. Above all I must get to Blenkiron.
I started to squeeze out of that push, for air raids now seemed far
too trivial to give a thought to. Moreover the guns had stopped,
but so sheeplike is human nature that the crowd still hung together,
and it took me a good fifteen minutes to edge my way to the open
air. I found that the trouble was over, and the street had resumed
its usual appearance. Buses and taxis were running, and voluble
knots of people were recounting their experiences. I started off for
Blenkiron's bookshop, as the nearest harbour of refuge.
But in Piccadilly Circus I was stopped by a military policeman.
He asked my name and battalion, and I gave him them, while his
suspicious eye ran over my figure. I had no pack or rifle, and the
crush in the Tube station had not improved my appearance. I
explained that I was going back to France that evening, and he
asked for my warrant. I fancy my preoccupation made me nervous
and I lied badly. I said I had left it with my kit in the house of my
married sister, but I fumbled in giving the address. I could see that
the fellow did not believe a word of it.
just then up came an A.P.M. He was a pompous dug-out, very
splendid in his red tabs and probably bucked up at having just been
under fire. Anyhow he was out to walk in the strict path of duty.
'Tomkins!' he said. 'Tomkins! We've got some fellow of that
name on our records. Bring him along, Wilson.'
'But, sir,' I said, 'I must - I simply must meet my friend. It's
urgent business, and I assure you I'm all right. If you don't believe
me, I'll take a taxi and we'll go down to Scotland Yard and I'll
stand by what they say.'
His brow grew dark with wrath. 'What infernal nonsense is this?
Scotland Yard! What the devil has Scotland Yard to do with it?
You're an imposter. I can see it in your face. I'll have your depot
rung up, and you'll be in jail in a couple of hours. I know a
deserter when I see him. Bring him along, Wilson. You know what
to do if he tries to bolt.'
I had a momentary thought of breaking away, but decided that
the odds were too much against me. Fuming with impatience, I
followed the A.P.M. to his office on the first floor in a side street.
The precious minutes were slipping past; Ivery, now thoroughly
warned, was making good his escape; and I, the sole repository of a
deadly secret, was tramping in this absurd procession.
The A.P.M. issued his orders. He gave instructions that my
depot should be rung up, and he bade Wilson remove me to what
he called the guard-room. He sat down at his desk, and busied
himself with a mass of buff dockets.
in desperation I renewed my appeal. 'I implore you to telephone
to Mr Macgillivray at Scotland Yard. It's a matter of life and death,
Sir. You're taking a very big responsibility if you don't.'
I had hopelessly offended his brittle dignity. 'Any more of your
insolence and I'll have you put in irons. I'll attend to you soon
enough for your comfort. Get out of this till I send for you.'
As I looked at his foolish, irritable face I realized that I was fairly
UP against it. Short of assault and battery on everybody I was
bound to submit. I saluted respectfully and was marched away.
The hours I spent in that bare anteroom are like a nightmare in
my recollection. A sergeant was busy at a desk with more buff
dockets and an orderly waited on a stool by a telephone. I looked at
my watch and observed that it was one o'clock. Soon the slamming
of a door announced that the A.P.M. had gone to lunch. I tried
conversation with the fat sergeant, but he very soon shut me up. So
I sat hunched up on the wooden form and chewed the cud of my vexation.
I thought with bitterness of the satisfaction which had filled me
in the morning. I had fancied myself the devil of a fine fellow, and
I had been no more than a mountebank. The adventures of the past
days seemed merely childish. I had been telling lies and cutting
capers over half Britain, thinking I was playing a deep game, and I
had only been behaving like a schoolboy. On such occasions a man
is rarely just to himself, and the intensity of my self-abasement
would have satisfied my worst enemy. It didn't console me that the
futility of it all was not my blame. I was looking for excuses. It was
the facts that cried out against me, and on the facts I had been an
idiotic failure.
For of course Ivery had played with me, played with me since
the first day at Biggleswick. He had applauded my speeches and
flattered me, and advised me to go to the Clyde, laughing at me all
the time. Gresson, too, had known. Now I saw it all. He had tried
to drown me between Colonsay and Mull. It was Gresson who had
set the police on me in Morvern. The bagman Linklater had been
one of Gresson's creatures. The only meagre consolation was that
the gang had thought me dangerous enough to attempt to murder
me, and that they knew nothing about my doings in Skye. Of that I
was positive. They had marked me down, but for several days I had
slipped clean out of their ken.
As I went over all the incidents, I asked if everything was yet
lost. I had failed to hoodwink Ivery, but I had found out his post
office, and if he only believed I hadn't recognized him for the
miscreant of the Black Stone he would go on in his old ways and
play into Blenkiron's hands. Yes, but I had seen him in undress, so
to speak, and he knew that I had so seen him. The only thing now
was to collar him before he left the country, for there was ample
evidence to hang him on. The law must stretch out its long arm
and collect him and Gresson and the Portuguese Jew, try them by
court martial, and put them decently underground.
But he had now had more than an hour's warning, and I was
entangled with red-tape in this damned A.P.M.'s office. The thought
drove me frantic, and I got up and paced the floor. I saw the
orderly with rather a scared face making ready to press the bell, and
I noticed that the fat sergeant had gone to lunch.
'Say, mate,' I said, 'don't you feel inclined to do a poor fellow a
good turn? I know I'm for it all right, and I'll take my medicine
like a lamb. But I want badly to put a telephone call through.'
'It ain't allowed,' was the answer. 'I'd get 'ell from the old man.'
'But he's gone out,' I urged. 'I don't want you to do anything
wrong, mate, I leave you to do the talkin' if you'll only send my
message. I'm flush of money, and I don't mind handin' you a quid
for the job.'
He was a pinched little man with a weak chin, and he
obviously wavered.
''Oo d'ye want to talk to?' he asked.
'Scotland Yard,' I said, 'the home of the police. Lord bless you,
there can't be no harm in that. Ye've only got to ring up Scotland
Yard - I'll give you the number - and give the message to Mr
Macgillivray. He's the head bummer of all the bobbies.'
'That sounds a bit of all right,' he said. 'The old man 'e won't be
back for 'alf an hour, nor the sergeant neither. Let's see your
quid though.'
I laid a pound note on the form beside me. 'It's yours, mate, if
you get through to Scotland Yard and speak the piece I'm goin' to
give you.'
He went over to the instrument. 'What d'you want to say to the
bloke with the long name?'
'Say that Richard Hannay is detained at the A.P.M.'s office in
Claxton Street. Say he's got important news - say urgent and secret
news - and ask Mr Macgillivray to do something about it at once.'
'But 'Annay ain't the name you gave.'
'Lord bless you, no. Did you never hear of a man borrowin'
another name? Anyhow that's the one I want you to give.'
'But if this Mac man comes round 'ere, they'll know 'e's bin rung
up, and I'll 'ave the old man down on me.'
It took ten minutes and a second pound note to get him past this
hurdle. By and by he screwed up courage and rang up the number.
I listened with some nervousness while he gave my message - he
had to repeat it twice - and waited eagerly on the next words.
'No, sir,' I heard him say, "e don't want you to come round 'ere.
E thinks as 'ow - I mean to say, 'e wants -'
I took a long stride and twitched the receiver from him.
'Macgillivray,' I said, 'is that you? Richard Hannay! For the love
of God come round here this instant and deliver me from the
clutches of a tomfool A.P.M. I've got the most deadly news.
There's not a second to waste. For God's sake come quick!' Then I
added: 'Just tell your fellows to gather Ivery in at once. You know his
lairs.'
I hung up the receiver and faced a pale and indignant orderly.
'It's all right,' I said. 'I promise you that you won't get into any
trouble on my account. And there's your two quid.'
The door in the next room opened and shut. The A.P.M. had
returned from lunch ...
Ten minutes later the door opened again. I heard Macgillivray's
voice, and it was not pitched in dulcet tones. He had run up against
minor officialdom and was making hay with it.
I was my own master once more, so I forsook the company of
the orderly. I found a most rattled officer trying to save a few rags
of his dignity and the formidable figure of Macgillivray instructing
him in manners.
'Glad to see you, Dick,' he said. 'This is General Hannay, sir. It
may comfort you to know that your folly may have made just the
difference between your country's victory and defeat. I shall have a
word to say to your superiors.'
It was hardly fair. I had to put in a word for the old fellow,
whose red tabs seemed suddenly to have grown dingy.
'It was my blame wearing this kit. We'll call it a misunderstanding
and forget it. But I would suggest that civility is not wasted even
on a poor devil of a defaulting private soldier.'
Once in Macgillivray's car, I poured out my tale. 'Tell me it's a
nightmare,' I cried. 'Tell me that the three men we collected on the
Ruff were shot long ago.'
'Two,' he replied, 'but one escaped. Heaven knows how he
managed it, but he disappeared clean out of the world.'
'The plump one who lisped in his speech?'
Macgillivray nodded.
'Well, we're in for it this time. Have you issued instructions?'
'Yes. With luck we shall have our hands on him within an hour.
We've our net round all his haunts.'
'But two hours' start! It's a big handicap, for you're dealing with
a genius.'
'Yet I think we can manage it. Where are you bound for?'
I told him my rooms in Westminster and then to my old flat in
Park Lane. 'The day of disguises is past. In half an hour I'll be
Richard Hannay. It'll be a comfort to get into uniform again. Then
I'll look up Blenkiron.'
He grinned. 'I gather you've had a riotous time. We've had a
good many anxious messages from the north about a certain Mr
Brand. I couldn't discourage our men, for I fancied it might have
spoiled your game. I heard that last night they had lost touch with
you in Bradfield, so I rather expected to see you here today. Efficient
body of men the Scottish police.'
'Especially when they have various enthusiastic amateur helpers.'
'So?' he said. 'Yes, of course. They would have. But I hope
presently to congratulate you on the success of your mission.'
'I'll bet you a pony you don't,' I said.
'I never bet on a professional subject. Why this pessimism?'
'Only that I know our gentleman better than you. I've been
twice up against him. He's the kind of wicked that don't cease from
troubling till they're stone-dead. And even then I'd want to see the
body cremated and take the ashes into mid-ocean and scatter them.
I've got a feeling that he's the biggest thing you or I will
ever tackle.'