'Drive me somewhere to breakfast, Archie,' I said, 'for I'm perishing
hungry.'
He and I got into the tonneau, and the driver swung us out of
the station road up a long incline of hill. Sir Archie had been one of
my subalterns in the old Lennox Highlanders, and had left us
before the Somme to join the Flying Corps. I had heard that he had
got his wings and had done well before Arras, and was now
training pilots at home. He had been a light-hearted youth, who
had endured a good deal of rough-tonguing from me for his sins of
omission. But it was the casual class of lad I was looking for now.
I saw him steal amused glances at my appearance.
'Been seein' a bit of life, sir?' he inquired respectfully.
'I'm being hunted by the police,' I said.
'Dirty dogs! But don't worry, sir; we'll get you off all right. I've
been in the same fix myself. You can lie snug in my little log hut,
for that old image Gibbons won't blab. Or, tell you what, I've got
an aunt who lives near here and she's a bit of a sportsman. You can
hide in her moated grange till the bobbies get tired.'
I think it was Archie's calm acceptance of my position as natural
and becoming that restored my good temper. He was far too well
bred to ask what crime I had committed, and I didn't propose to
enlighten him much. But as we swung up the moorland road I let
him know that I was serving the Government, but that it was
necessary that I should appear to be unauthenticated and that therefore
I must dodge the police. He whistled his appreciation.
'Gad, that's a deep game. Sort of camouflage? Speaking from my
experience it is easy to overdo that kind of stunt. When I was at
Misieux the French started out to camouflage the caravans where
they keep their pigeons, and they did it so damned well that the
poor little birds couldn't hit 'em off, and spent the night out.'
We entered the white gates of a big aerodrome, skirted a forest
of tents and huts, and drew up at a shanty on the far confines of the
place. The hour was half past four, and the world was still asleep.
Archie nodded towards one of the hangars, from the mouth of
which projected the propeller end of an aeroplane.
'I'm by way of flyin' that bus down to Farnton tomorrow,' he
remarked. 'It's the new Shark-Gladas. Got a mouth like a tree.'
An idea flashed into my mind.
'You're going this morning,' I said.
'How did you know?' he exclaimed. 'I'm due to go today, but
the grouse up in Caithness wanted shootin' so badly that I decided
to wangle another day's leave. They can't expect a man to start for
the south of England when he's just off a frowsy journey.'
'All the same you're going to be a stout fellow and start in two
hours' time. And you're going to take me with you.'
He stared blankly, and then burst into a roar of laughter. 'You're
the man to go tiger-shootin' with. But what price my commandant?
He's not a bad chap, but a trifle shaggy about the fetlocks. He
won't appreciate the joke.'
'He needn't know. He mustn't know. This is an affair between
you and me till it's finished. I promise you I'll make it all square
with the Flying Corps. Get me down to Farnton before evening,
and you'll have done a good piece of work for the country.'
'Right-o! Let's have a tub and a bit of breakfast, and then I'm
your man. I'll tell them to get the bus ready.'
In Archie's bedroom I washed and shaved and borrowed a green
tweed cap and a brand-new Aquascutum. The latter covered the
deficiencies of my raiment, and when I commandeered a pair of
gloves I felt almost respectable. Gibbons, who seemed to be a
jack-of-all-trades, cooked us some bacon and an omelette, and as he ate
Archie yarned. In the battalion his conversation had been mostly of
race-meetings and the forsaken delights of town, but now he had
forgotten all that, and, like every good airman I have ever known,
wallowed enthusiastically in 'shop'. I have a deep respect for the
Flying Corps, but it is apt to change its jargon every month, and its
conversation is hard for the layman to follow. He was desperately
keen about the war, which he saw wholly from the viewpoint of
the air. Arras to him was over before the infantry crossed the top,
and the tough bit of the Somme was October, not September. He
calculated that the big air-fighting had not come along yet, and all
he hoped for was to be allowed out to France to have his share in
it. Like all good airmen, too, he was very modest about himself.
'I've done a bit of steeple-chasin' and huntin' and I've good
hands for a horse, so I can handle a bus fairly well. It's all a matter
of hands, you know. There ain't half the risk of the infantry down
below you, and a million times the fun. jolly glad I changed, sir.'
We talked of Peter, and he put him about top. Voss, he thought,
was the only Boche that could compare with him, for he hadn't
made up his mind about Lensch. The Frenchman Guynemer he
ranked high, but in a different way. I remember he had no respect
for Richthofen and his celebrated circus.
At six sharp we were ready to go. A couple of mechanics had got
out the machine, and Archie put on his coat and gloves and climbed
into the pilot's seat, while I squeezed in behind in the observer's
place. The aerodrome was waking up, but I saw no officers about.
We were scarcely seated when Gibbons called our attention to a
motor-car on the road, and presently we heard a shout and saw men
waving in our direction.
'Better get off, my lad,' I said. 'These look like my friends.'
The engine started and the mechanics stood clear. As we taxied
over the turf I looked back and saw several figures running in our
direction. The next second we had left the bumpy earth for the
smooth highroad of the air.
I had flown several dozen times before, generally over the enemy
lines when I wanted to see for myself how the land lay. Then we
had flown low, and been nicely dusted by the Hun Archies, not to
speak of an occasional machine-gun. But never till that hour had I
realized the joy of a straight flight in a swift plane in perfect
weather. Archie didn't lose time. Soon the hangars behind looked
like a child's toys, and the world ran away from us till it seemed
like a great golden bowl spilling over with the quintessence of
light. The air was cold and my hands numbed, but I never felt
them. As we throbbed and tore southward, sometimes bumping in
eddies, sometimes swimming evenly in a stream of motionless ether,
my head and heart grew as light as a boy's. I forgot all about the
vexations of my job and saw only its joyful comedy. I didn't think
that anything on earth could worry me again. Far to the left was a
wedge of silver and beside it a cluster of toy houses. That must be
Edinburgh, where reposed my portmanteau, and where a most
efficient police force was now inquiring for me. At the thought I
laughed so loud that Archie must have heard me. He turned round,
saw my grinning face, and grinned back. Then he signalled to me
to strap myself in. I obeyed, and he proceeded to practise 'stunts' -
the loop, the spinning nose-dive, and others I didn't know the
names of. It was glorious fun, and he handled his machine as a
good rider coaxes a nervous horse over a stiff hurdle. He had that
extra something in his blood that makes the great pilot.
Presently the chessboard of green and brown had changed to a
deep purple with faint silvery lines like veins in a rock. We were
crossing the Border hills, the place where I had legged it for weary
days when I was mixed up in the Black Stone business. What a
marvellous element was this air, which took one far above the
fatigues of humanity! Archie had done well to change. Peter had
been the wise man. I felt a tremendous pity for my old friend
hobbling about a German prison-yard, when he had once flown a
hawk. I reflected that I had wasted my life hitherto. And then I
remembered that all this glory had only one use in war and that was
to help the muddy British infantryman to down his Hun opponent.
He was the fellow, after all, that decided battles, and the thought
comforted me.
A great exhilaration is often the precursor of disaster, and mine
was to have a sudden downfall. It was getting on for noon and we
were well into England - I guessed from the rivers we had passed
that we were somewhere in the north of Yorkshire - when the
machine began to make odd sounds, and we bumped in perfectly
calm patches of air. We dived and then climbed, but the confounded
thing kept sputtering. Archie passed back a slip of paper on which
he had scribbled: 'Engine conked. Must land at Micklegill. Very
sorry.' So we dropped to a lower elevation where we could see
clearly the houses and roads and the long swelling ridges of a
moorland country. I could never have found my way about, but
Archie's practised eye knew every landmark. We were trundling
along very slowly now, and even I was soon able to pick up the
hangars of a big aerodrome.
We made Micklegill, but only by the skin of our teeth. We were
so low that the smoky chimneys of the city of Bradfield seven miles
to the east were half hidden by a ridge of down. Archie achieved a
clever descent in the lee of a belt of firs, and got out full of
imprecations against the Gladas engine. 'I'll go up to the camp and
report,' he said, 'and send mechanics down to tinker this darned
gramophone. You'd better go for a walk, sir. I don't want to
answer questions about you till we're ready to start. I reckon it'll be
an hour's job.'
The cheerfulness I had acquired in the upper air still filled me. I
sat down in a ditch, as merry as a sand-boy, and lit a pipe. I was
possessed by a boyish spirit of casual adventure, and waited on the
next turn of fortune's wheel with only a pleasant amusement.
That turn was not long in coming. Archie appeared very breathless.
'Look here, sir, there's the deuce of a row up there. They've
been wirin' about you all over the country, and they know you're
with me. They've got the police, and they'll have you in five
minutes if you don't leg it. I lied like billy-o and said I had never
heard of you, but they're comin' to see for themselves. For God's
sake get off ... You'd better keep in cover down that hollow and
round the back of these trees. I'll stay here and try to brazen it out.
I'll get strafed to blazes anyhow ... I hope you'll get me out of the
scrape, sir.'
'Don't you worry, my lad,' I said. 'I'll make it all square when I
get back to town. I'll make for Bradfield, for this place is a bit
conspicuous. Goodbye, Archie. You're a good chap and I'll see you
don't suffer.'
I started off down the hollow of the moor, trying to make speed
atone for lack of strategy, for it was hard to know how much my
pursuers commanded from that higher ground. They must have
seen me, for I heard whistles blown and men's cries. I struck a
road, crossed it, and passed a ridge from which I had a view of
Bradfield six miles off. And as I ran I began to reflect that this kind
of chase could not last long. They were bound to round me up in
the next half-hour unless I could puzzle them. But in that bare
green place there was no cover, and it looked as if my chances were
pretty much those of a hare coursed by a good greyhound on a
naked moor.
Suddenly from just in front of me came a familiar sound. It was
the roar of guns - the slam of field-batteries and the boom of small
howitzers. I wondered if I had gone off my head. As I plodded on
the rattle of machine-guns was added, and over the ridge before me
I saw the dust and fumes of bursting shells. I concluded that I was
not mad, and that therefore the Germans must have landed. I
crawled up the last slope, quite forgetting the pursuit behind me.
And then I'm blessed if I did not look down on a veritable battle.
There were two sets of trenches with barbed wire and all the
fixings, one set filled with troops and the other empty. On these
latter shells were bursting, but there was no sign of life in them. In
the other lines there seemed the better part of two brigades, and the
first trench was stiff with bayonets. My first thought was that
Home Forces had gone dotty, for this kind of show could have no
sort of training value. And then I saw other things - cameras and
camera-men on platforms on the flanks, and men with megaphones
behind them on wooden scaffoldings. One of the megaphones was
going full blast all the time.
I saw the meaning of the performance at last. Some movie-
merchant had got a graft with the Government, and troops had been
turned out to make a war film. It occurred to me that if I were
mixed up in that push I might get the cover I was looking for. I
scurried down the hill to the nearest camera-man.
As I ran, the first wave of troops went over the top. They did it
uncommon well, for they entered into the spirit of the thing, and
went over with grim faces and that slow, purposeful lope that I had
seen in my own fellows at Arras. Smoke grenades burst among
them, and now and then some resourceful mountebank would roll
over. Altogether it was about the best show I have ever seen. The
cameras clicked, the guns banged, a background of boy scouts
applauded, and the dust rose in billows to the sky.
But all the same something was wrong. I could imagine that this
kind of business took a good deal of planning from the point of
view of the movie-merchant, for his purpose was not the same as
that of the officer in command. You know how a photographer
finicks about and is dissatisfied with a pose that seems all right to
his sitter. I should have thought the spectacle enough to get any
cinema audience off their feet, but the man on the scaffolding near
me judged differently. He made his megaphone boom like the
swan-song of a dying buffalo. He wanted to change something and
didn't know how to do it. He hopped on one leg; he took the
megaphone from his mouth to curse; he waved it like a banner and
yelled at some opposite number on the other flank. And then his
patience forsook him and he skipped down the ladder, dropping his
megaphone, past the camera-men, on to the battlefield.
That was his undoing. He got in the way of the second wave and
was swallowed up like a leaf in a torrent. For a moment I saw a red
face and a loud-checked suit, and the rest was silence. He was
carried on over the hill, or rolled into an enemy trench, but anyhow
he was lost to my ken.
I bagged his megaphone and hopped up the steps to the platform.
At last I saw a chance of first-class cover, for with Archie's coat
and cap I made a very good appearance as a movie-merchant. Two
waves had gone over the top, and the cinema-men, working like
beavers, had filmed the lot. But there was still a fair amount of
troops to play with, and I determined to tangle up that outfit so
that the fellows who were after me would have better things to
think about.
My advantage was that I knew how to command men. I could
see that my opposite number with the megaphone was helpless, for
the mistake which had swept my man into a shell-hole had reduced
him to impotence. The troops seemed to be mainly in charge of
N.C.O.s (I could imagine that the officers would try to shirk this
business), and an N.C.O. is the most literal creature on earth. So
with my megaphone I proceeded to change the battle order.
I brought up the third wave to the front trenches. In about three
minutes the men had recognized the professional touch and were
moving smartly to my orders. They thought it was part of the
show, and the obedient cameras clicked at everything that came
into their orbit. My aim was to deploy the troops on too narrow a
front so that they were bound to fan outward, and I had to be
quick about it, for I didn't know when the hapless movie-merchant
might be retrieved from the battle-field and dispute my authority.
It takes a long time to straighten a thing out, but it does not take
long to tangle it, especially when the thing is so delicate a machine as
disciplined troops. In about eight minutes I had produced chaos. The
flanks spread out, in spite of all the shepherding of the N.C.O.s, and
the fringe engulfed the photographers. The cameras on their little
platforms went down like ninepins. It was solemn to see the startled
face of a photographer, taken unawares, supplicating the purposeful
infantry, before he was swept off his feet into speechlessness.
It was no place for me to linger in, so I chucked away the
megaphone and got mixed up with the tail of the third wave. I was
swept on and came to anchor in the enemy trenches, where I found,
as I expected, my profane and breathless predecessor, the movie-
merchant. I had nothing to say to him, so I stuck to the trench till
it ended against the slope of the hill.
On that flank, delirious with excitement, stood a knot of boy
scouts. My business was to get to Bradfield as quick as my legs
would take me, and as inconspicuously as the gods would permit.
Unhappily I was far too great an object of interest to that nursery
of heroes. Every boy scout is an amateur detective and hungry for
knowledge. I was followed by several, who plied me with questions,
and were told that I was off to Bradfield to hurry up part of the
cinema outfit. It sounded lame enough, for that cinema outfit was
already past praying for.
We reached the road and against a stone wall stood several
bicycles. I selected one and prepared to mount.
'That's Mr Emmott's machine,' said one boy sharply. 'He told
me to keep an eye on it.'
'I must borrow it, sonny,' I said. 'Mr Emmott's my very good
friend and won't object.'
From the place where we stood I overlooked the back of the
battle-field and could see an anxious congress of officers. I could see
others, too, whose appearance I did not like. They had not been
there when I operated on the megaphone. They must have come
downhill from the aerodrome and in all likelihood were the pursuers
I had avoided. The exhilaration which I had won in the air and
which had carried me into the tomfoolery of the past half-hour was
ebbing. I had the hunted feeling once more, and grew middle-aged
and cautious. I had a baddish record for the day, what with getting
Archie into a scrape and busting up an official cinema show -
neither consistent with the duties of a brigadier-general. Besides, I
had still to get to London.
I had not gone two hundred yards down the road when a boy
scout, pedalling furiously, came up abreast me.
'Colonel Edgeworth wants to see you,' he panted. 'You're to
come back at once.'
'Tell him I can't wait now,' I said. 'I'll pay my respects to him in
an hour.'
'He said you were to come at once,' said the faithful messenger.
'He's in an awful temper with you, and he's got bobbies with him.'
I put on pace and left the boy behind. I reckoned I had the better
part of two miles' start and could beat anything except petrol. But
my enemies were bound to have cars, so I had better get off the
road as soon as possible. I coasted down a long hill to a bridge
which spanned a small discoloured stream that flowed in a wooded
glen. There was nobody for the moment on the hill behind me, so I
slipped into the covert, shoved the bicycle under the bridge, and hid
Archie's aquascutum in a bramble thicket. I was now in my own
disreputable tweeds and I hoped that the shedding of my most
conspicuous garment would puzzle my pursuers if they should
catch up with me.
But this I was determined they should not do. I made good
going down that stream and out into a lane which led from the
downs to the market-gardens round the city. I thanked Heaven I
had got rid of the aquascutum, for the August afternoon was warm
and my pace was not leisurely. When I was in secluded ground I
ran, and when anyone was in sight I walked smartly.
As I went I reflected that Bradfield would see the end of my
adventures. The police knew that I was there and would watch the
stations and hunt me down if I lingered in the place. I knew no one
there and had no chance of getting an effective disguise. Indeed I
very soon began to wonder if I should get even as far as the streets.
For at the moment when I had got a lift on the back of a fishmonger's
cart and was screened by its flapping canvas, two figures
passed on motor-bicycles, and one of them was the inquisitive boy
scout. The main road from the aerodrome was probably now being
patrolled by motor-cars. It looked as if there would be a degrading
arrest in one of the suburbs.
The fish-cart, helped by half a crown to the driver, took me past
the outlying small-villadom, between long lines of workmen's
houses, to narrow cobbled lanes and the purlieus of great factories.
As soon as I saw the streets well crowded I got out and walked. In
my old clothes I must have appeared like some second-class bookie
or seedy horse-coper. The only respectable thing I had about me
was my gold watch. I looked at the time and found it half past five.
I wanted food and was casting about for an eating-house when
I heard the purr of a motor-cycle and across the road saw the
intelligent boy scout. He saw me, too, and put on the brake with a
sharpness which caused him to skid and all but come to grief under
the wheels of a wool-wagon. That gave me time to efface myself by
darting up a side street. I had an unpleasant sense that I was about
to be trapped, for in a place I knew nothing of I had not a chance
to use my wits.
I remember trying feverishly to think, and I suppose that my
preoccupation made me careless. I was now in a veritable slum, and
when I put my hand to my vest pocket I found that my watch had gone.
That put the top stone on my depression. The reaction from the
wild burnout of the forenoon had left me very cold about the feet. I
was getting into the under-world again and there was no chance of
a second Archie Roylance turning up to rescue me. I remember yet
the sour smell of the factories and the mist of smoke in the evening air.
It is a smell I have never met since without a sort of dulling of spirit.
Presently I came out into a market-place. Whistles were blowing,
and there was a great hurrying of people back from the mills. The
crowd gave me a momentary sense of security, and I was just about
to inquire my way to the railway station when someone jostled my arm.
A rough-looking fellow in mechanic's clothes was beside me.
'Mate,' he whispered. 'I've got summat o' yours here.' And to
my amazement he slipped my watch into my hand.
'It was took by mistake. We're friends o' yours. You're right
enough if you do what I tell you. There's a peeler over there got
his eye on you. Follow me and I'll get you off.'
I didn't much like the man's looks, but I had no choice, and
anyhow he had given me back my watch. He sidled into an alley
between tall houses and I sidled after him. Then he took to his
heels, and led me a twisting course through smelly courts into a
tanyard and then by a narrow lane to the back-quarters of a factory.
Twice we doubled back, and once we climbed a wall and followed
the bank of a blue-black stream with a filthy scum on it. Then we
got into a very mean quarter of the town, and emerged in a dingy
garden, strewn with tin cans and broken flowerpots. By a back
door we entered one of the cottages and my guide very carefully
locked it behind him.
He lit the gas and drew the blinds in a small parlour and looked
at me long and quizzically. He spoke now in an educated voice.
'I ask no questions,' he said, 'but it's my business to put my
services at your disposal. You carry the passport.'
I stared at him, and he pulled out his watch and showed a white-
and-purple cross inside the lid.
'I don't defend all the people we employ,' he said, grinning.
'Men's morals are not always as good as their patriotism. One of
them pinched your watch, and when he saw what was inside it he
reported to me. We soon picked up your trail, and observed you
were in a bit of trouble. As I say, I ask no questions. What can we
do for you?'
'I want to get to London without any questions asked. They're
looking for me in my present rig, so I've got to change it.'
'That's easy enough,' he said. 'Make yourself comfortable for a
little and I'll fix you up. The night train goes at eleven-thirty. ...
You'll find cigars in the cupboard and there's this week's Critic on
that table. It's got a good article on Conrad, if you care for
such things.'
I helped myself to a cigar and spent a profitable half-hour reading
about the vices of the British Government. Then my host returned
and bade me ascend to his bedroom. 'You're Private Henry
Tomkins of the 12th Gloucesters, and you'll find your clothes
ready for you. I'll send on your present togs if you give me an address.'
I did as I was bid, and presently emerged in the uniform of a
British private, complete down to the shapeless boots and the
dropsical puttees. Then my friend took me in hand and finished the
transformation. He started on my hair with scissors and arranged a
lock which, when well oiled, curled over my forehead. My hands
were hard and rough and only needed some grubbiness and hacking
about the nails to pass muster. With my cap on the side of my head,
a pack on my back, a service rifle in my hands, and my pockets
bursting with penny picture papers, I was the very model of the
British soldier returning from leave. I had also a packet of Woodbine
cigarettes and a hunch of bread-and-cheese for the journey. And I had a
railway warrant made out in my name for London.
Then my friend gave me supper - bread and cold meat and a
bottle of Bass, which I wolfed savagely, for I had had nothing since
breakfast. He was a curious fellow, as discreet as a tombstone, very
ready to speak about general subjects, but never once coming near
the intimate business which had linked him and me and Heaven
knew how many others by means of a little purple-and-white
cross in a watch-case. I remember we talked about the topics that
used to be popular at Biggleswick - the big political things that
begin with capital letters. He took Amos's view of the soundness of
the British working-man, but he said something which made me
think. He was convinced that there was a tremendous lot of German
spy work about, and that most of the practitioners were innocent.
'The ordinary Briton doesn't run to treason, but he's not very
bright. A clever man in that kind of game can make better use of a
fool than a rogue.'
As he saw me off he gave me a piece of advice. 'Get out of
these clothes as soon as you reach London. Private Tomkins will
frank you out of Bradfield, but it mightn't be a healthy alias
in the metropolis.'
At eleven-thirty I was safe in the train, talking the jargon of the
returning soldier with half a dozen of my own type in a smoky
third-class carriage. I had been lucky in my escape, for at the station
entrance and on the platform I had noticed several men with the
unmistakable look of plainclothes police. Also - though this may
have been my fancy - I thought I caught in the crowd a glimpse of
the bagman who had called himself Linklater.