There was one person, however, who cherished a strong suspicion that the
Centipedes had had a hand in the business; and that person was Conway. His
red hair seemed to change to a livelier red, and his sallow cheeks to a
deeper sallow, as we glanced at him stealthily over the tops of our slates
the next day in school. He knew we were watching him, and made sundry
mouths and scowled in the most threatening way over his sums.
Conway had an accomplishment peculiarly his own-that of throwing his thumbs
out of joint at will. Sometimes while absorbed in study, or on becoming
nervous at recitation, he performed the feat unconsciously. Throughout this
entire morning his thumbs were observed to be in a chronic state of
dislocation, indicating great mental agitation on the part of the owner. We
fully expected an outbreak from him at recess; but the intermission passed
off tranquilly, somewhat to our disappointment.
At the close of the afternoon session it happened that Binny Wallace and
myself, having got swamped in our Latin exercise, were detained in school
for the purpose of refreshing our memories with a page of Mr. Andrews's
perplexing irregular verbs. Binny Wallace finishing his task first, was
dismissed. I followed shortly after, and, on stepping into the playground,
saw my little friend plastered, as it were, up against the fence, and
Conway standing in front of him ready to deliver a blow on the upturned,
unprotected face, whose gentleness would have stayed any arm but a
coward's.
Seth Rodgers, with both hands in his pockets, was leaning against the pump
lazily enjoying the sport; but on seeing me sweep across the yard, whirling
my strap of books in the air like a sling, he called out lustily, "Lay low,
Conwayl Here's young Baileyl"
Conway turned just in time to catch on his shoulder the blow intended for
his head. He reached forward one of his long arms-he had arms like a
windmill, that boy-and, grasping me by the hair, tore out quite a
respectable handful. The tears flew to my eyes, but they were not the tears
of defeat; they were merely the involuntary tribute which nature paid to
the departed tresses.
In a second my little jacket lay on the ground, and I stood on guard,
resting lightly on my right leg and keeping my eye fixed steadily on
Conway's-in all of which I was faithfully following the instructions of
Phil Adams, whose father subscribed to a sporting journal.
Conway also threw himself into a defensive attitude, and there we were,
glaring at each other motionless, neither of us disposed to risk an attack,
but both on the alert to resist one. There is no telling how long we might
have remained in that absurd position, had we not been interrupted.
It was a custom with the larger pupils to return to the play-ground after
school, and play baseball until sundown. The town authorities had
prohibited ball-playing on the Square, and, there being no other available
place, the boys fell back perforce on the school-yard. just at this crisis
a dozen or so of the Templars entered the gate, and, seeing at a glance the
belligerent status of Conway and myself, dropped bat and ball, and rushed
to the spot where we stood.
"Is it a fight?" asked Phil Adams, who saw by our freshness that we had not
yet got to work.
"Yes, it's a fight," I answered, "unless Conway will ask Wallace's pardon,
promise never to hector me in future-and put back my hair!"
This last condition was rather a staggerer.
"I sha'n't do nothing of the sort," said Conway, sulkily.
"Then the thing must go on," said Adams, with dignity. "Rodgers, as I
understand it, is your second, Conway? Bailey, come here. What's the row
about?"
"He was thrashing Binny Wallace."
"No, I wasn't," interrupted Conway; "but I was going to because he knows who
put Meeks's mortar over our door. And I know well enough who did it; it was
that sneaking little mulatter!" pointing at me.
"O, by George!" I cried, reddening at the insult.
"Cool is the word," said Adams, as he bound a handkerchief round my head,
and carefully tucked away the long straggling locks that offered a tempting
advantage to the enemy. "Who ever heard of a fellow with such a head of
hair going into action!" muttered Phil, twitching the handkerchief to
ascertain if it were securely tied. He then loosened my gallowses (braces),
and buckled them tightly above my hips. "Now, then, bantam, never say die!"
Conway regarded these business-like preparations with evident misgiving, for
he called Rodgers to his side, and had himself arrayed in a similar manner,
though his hair was cropped so close that you couldn't have taken hold of
it with a pair of tweezers.
"Is your man ready?" asked Phil Adams, addressing Rodgers.
"Ready!"
"Keep your back to the gate, Tom," whispered Phil in my car, "and you'll
have the sun in his eyes."
Behold us once more face to face, like David and the Philistine. Look at us
as long as you may; for this is all you shall see of the combat. According
to my thinking, the hospital teaches a better lesson than the battle-field.
I will tell you about my black eye, and my swollen lip, if you will; but
not a word of the fight.
You'll get no description of it from me, simply because I think it would
prove very poor reading, and not because I consider my revolt against
Conway's tyranny unjustifiable.
I had borne Conway's persecutions for many months with lamb-like patience. I
might have shielded myself by appealing to Mr. Grimshaw; but no boy in the
Temple Grammar School could do that without losing caste. Whether this was
just or not doesn't matter a pin, since it was so-a traditionary law of the
place. The personal inconvenience I suffered from my tormentor was nothing
to the pain he inflicted on me indirectly by his persistent cruelty to
little Binny Wallace. I should have lacked the spirit of a hen if I had not
resented it finally. I am glad that I faced Conway, and asked no favors,
and got rid of him forever. I am glad that Phil Adams taught me to box, and
I say to all youngsters: Learn to box, to ride, to pull an oar, and to
swim. The occasion may come round, when a decent proficiency in one or the
rest of these accomplishments will be of service to you.
In one of the best books1 ever written for boys are these words:
"Learn to box, then, as you learn to play cricket and football. Not one of
you will be the worse, but very much the better, for learning to box well.
Should you never have to use it in earnest there's no exercise in the world
so good for the temper, and for the muscles of the back and legs.
"As for fighting, keep out of it, if you can, by all means. When the time
comes, if ever it should, that you have to say 'Yes' or 'No' to a challenge
to fight, say 'No' if you can-only take care you make it plain to yourself
why you say 'No.' It's a proof of the highest courage, if done from true
Christian motives. It's quite right and justifiable, if done from a simple
aversion to physical pain and danger. But don't say 'No' because you fear a
licking and say or think it's because you fear God, for that's neither
Christian nor honest. And if you do fight, fight it out; and don't give in
while you can stand and see."
And don't give in when you can't! say 1. For I could stand very little, and
see not at all (having pommelled the school pump for the last twenty
seconds), when Conway retired from the field. As Phil Adams stepped up to
shake hands with me, he received a telling blow in the stomach; for all the
fight was not out of me yet, and I mistook him for a new adversary.
Convinced of my error, I accepted his congratulations, with those of the
other boys, blandly and blindly. I remember that Binny Wallace wanted to
give me his silver pencil-case. The gentle soul had stood throughout the
contest with his face turned to the fence, suffering untold agony.
A good wash at the pump, and a cold key applied to my eye, refreshed me
amazingly. Escorted by two or three of the schoolfellows, I walked home
through the pleasant autumn twilight, battered but triumphant. As I went
along, my cap cocked on one side to keep the chilly air from my eye, I felt
that I was not only following my nose, but following it so closely, that I
was in some danger of treading on it. I seemed to have nose enough for the
whole party. My left cheek, also, was puffed out like a dumpling. I
couldn't help saying to myself, "If this is victory, how about that other
fellow?"
"Tom," said Harry Blake, hesitating.
"Well?"
"Did you see Mr. Grimshaw looking out of the recitation-room window just as
we left the yard?"
"No was he, though?"
"I am sure of it."
"Then he must have seen all the row."
"Shouldn't wonder."
"No, he didn't," broke in Adams, "or he would have stopped it short metre;
but I guess be saw you pitching into the pump which you did uncommonly
strong-and of course be smelt mischief directly."
"Well, it can't be helped now," I reflected.
"-As the monkey said when he fell out of the cocoanut tree," added Charley
Marden, trying to make me laugh.
It was early candle-light when we reached the house. Miss Abigail, opening
the front door, started back at my hilarious appearance. I tried to smile
upon her sweetly, but the smile, rippling over my swollen cheek, and dying
away like a spent wave on my nose, produced an expression of which Miss
Abigail declared she had never seen the like excepting on the face of a
Chinese idol.
She hustled me unceremoniously into the presence of my grandfather in the
sitting-room. Captain Nutter, as the recognized professional warrior of our
family, could not consistently take me to task for fighting Conway; nor was
he disposed to do so; for the Captain was well aware of the long-continued
provocation I had endured.
"Ah, you rascal!" cried the old gentleman, after hearing my story. "Just
like me when I was young-always in one kind of trouble or another. I
believe it runs in the family."
"I think," said Miss Abigail, without the faintest expression) on her
countenance, "that a table-spoonful of hot-dro-" The Captain interrupted
Miss Abigail peremptorily, directing her to make a shade out of cardboard
and black silk to tie over my eye. Miss Abigail must have been possessed
with the idea that I had taken up pugilism as a profession, for she turned
out no fewer than six of these blinders.
"They'll be handy to have in the house," says Miss Abigail, grimly.
Of course, so great a breach of discipline was not to be passed over by Mr.
Grimshaw. He had, as we suspected, witnessed the closing scene of the fight
from the school-room window, and the next morning, after prayers, I was not
wholly unprepared when Master Conway and myself were called up to the desk
for examination. Conway, with a piece of court-plaster in the shape of a
Maltese cross on his right cheek, and I with the silk patch over my left
eye, caused a general titter through the room.
"Silence!" said Mr. Grimshaw, sharply.
As the reader is already familiar with the leading points in the case of
Bailey versus Conway, I shall not report the trial further than to say that
Adams, Marden, and several other pupils testified to the fact that Conway
had imposed on me ever since my first day at the Temple School. Their
evidence also went to show that Conway was a quarrelsome character
generally. Bad for Conway. Seth Rodgers, on the part of his friend, proved
that I had struck the first blow. That was bad for me.
"If you please, sir," said Binny Wallace, holding up his hand for permission
to speak, "Bailey didn't fight on his own account; he fought on my account,
and, if you please, sir, I am the boy to be blamed, for I was the cause of
the trouble."
This drew out the story of Conway's harsh treatment of the smaller boys. As
Binny related the wrongs of his playfellows, saying very little of his own
grievances, I noticed that Mr. Grimshaw's hand, unknown to himself perhaps,
rested lightly from time to time on Wallace's sunny hair. The examination
finished, Mr. Grimshaw leaned on the desk thoughtfully for a moment and
then said:
"Every boy in this school knows that it is against the rules to fight. If
one boy maltreats another, within school-bounds, or within school-hours,
that is a matter for me to settle. The case should be laid before me. I
disapprove of tale-bearing, I never encourage it in the slightest degree;
but when one pupil systematically persecutes a schoolmate, it is the duty
of some head-boy to inform me. No pupil has a right to take the law into
his own hands. If there is any fighting to be done, I am the person to be
consulted. I disapprove of boys' fighting; it is unnecessary and
unchristian. In the present instance, I consider every large boy in this
school at fault, but as the offence is one of omission rather than
commission, my punishment must rest only on the two boys convicted of
misdemeanor. Conway loses his recess for a month, and Bailey has a page
added to his Latin lessons for the next four recitations. I now request
Bailey and Conway to shake hands in the presence of the school, and
acknowledge their regret at what has occurred."
Conway and I approached each other slowly and cautiously, as if we were bent
upon another hostile collision. We clasped hands in the tamest manner
imaginable, and Conway mumbled, "I'm sorry I fought with you.'
"I think you are,' I replied, drily, "and I'm sorry I had to thrash you."
"You can go to your seats," said Mr. Grimshaw, turning his face aside to
hide a smile. I am sure my apology was a very good one.
I never had any more trouble with Conway. He and his shadow, Seth Rodgers,
gave me a wide berth for many months. Nor was Binny Wallace subjected to
further molestation. Miss Abigail's sanitary stores, including a bottle of
opodeldoc, were never called into requisition. The six black silk patches,
with their elastic strings, are still dangling from a beam in the garret of
the Nutter House, waiting for me to get into fresh difficulties.
1 "Tom Brown's School Days at Rugby"