In the course of ten days I recovered sufficiently from my injuries to
attend school, where, for a little while, I was looked upon as a hero, on
account of having been blown up. What don't we make a hero of? The
distraction which prevailed in the classes the week preceding the Fourth
bad subsided, and nothing remained to indicate the recent festivities,
excepting a noticeable want of eyebrows on the part of Pepper Whitcomb and
myself.
In August we had two weeks' vacation. It was about this time that I became a
member of the Rivermouth Centipedes, a secret society composed of twelve of
the Temple Grammar School boys. This was an honor to which I had long
aspired, but, being a new boy, I was not admitted to the fraternity until
my character had fully developed itself.
It was a very select society, the object of which I never fathomed, though I
was an active member of the body during the remainder of my residence at
Rivermouth, and at one time held the onerous position of F. C., First
Centipede. Each of the elect wore a copper cent (some occult association
being established between a cent apiece and a centipedes suspended by a
string round his neck. The medals were worn next the skin, and it was while
bathing one day at Grave Point, with Jack Harris and Fred Langdon, that I
had my curiosity roused to the highest pitch by a sight of these singular
emblems. As soon as I ascertained the existence of a boys' club, of course
I was ready to die to join it. And eventually I was allowed to join.
The initiation ceremony took place in Fred Langdon's barn, where I was
submitted to a series of trials not calculated to soothe the nerves of a
timorous boy. Before being led to the Grotto of Enchantment-such was the
modest title given to the loft over my friend's wood-house-my hands were
securely pinioned, and my eyes covered with a thick silk handkerchief. At
the head of the stairs I was told in an unrecognizable, husky voice, that
it was not yet too late to retreat if I felt myself physically too weak to
undergo the necessary tortures. I replied that I was not too weak, in a
tone which I intended to be resolute, but which, in spite of me, seemed to
come from the pit of my stomach.
"It is well!" said the husky voice.
I did not feel so sure about that; but, having made up my mind to be a
Centipede, a Centipede I was bound to be. Other boys had passed through the
ordeal and lived, why should not I?
A prolonged silence followed this preliminary examination and I was
wondering what would come next, when a pistol fired off close by my car
deafened me for a moment. The unknown voice then directed me to take ten
steps forward and stop at the word halt. I took ten steps, and halted.
"Stricken mortal," said a second husky voice, more husky, if possible, than
the first, "if you had advanced another inch, you would have disappeared
down an abyss three thousand feet deep!"
I naturally shrunk back at this friendly piece of information. A prick from
some two-pronged instrument, evidently a pitchfork, gently checked my
retreat. I was then conducted to the brink of several other precipices, and
ordered to step over many dangerous chasms, where the result would have
been instant death if I had committed the least mistake. I have neglected
to say that my movements were accompanied by dismal groans from different
parts of the grotto.
Finally, I was led up a steep plank to what appeared to me an incalculable
height. Here I stood breathless while the bylaws were read aloud. A more
extraordinary code of laws never came from the brain of man. The penalties
attached to the abject being who should reveal any of the secrets of the
society were enough to make the blood run cold. A second pistol-shot was
heard, the something I stood on sunk with a crash beneath my feet and I
fell two miles, as nearly as I could compute it. At the same instant the
handkerchief was whisked from my eyes, and I found myself standing in an
empty hogshead surrounded by twelve masked figures fantastically dressed.
One of the conspirators was really appalling with a tin sauce-pan on his
head, and a tiger-skin sleigh-robe thrown over his shoulders. I scarcely
need say that there were no vestiges to be seen of the fearful gulfs over
which I had passed so cautiously. My ascent had been to the top of the
hogshead, and my descent to the bottom thereof. Holding one another by the
hand, and chanting a low dirge, the Mystic Twelve revolved about me. This
concluded the ceremony. With a merry shout the boys threw off their masks,
and I was declared a regularly installed member of the R. M. C.
I afterwards had a good deal of sport out of the club, for these
initiations, as you may imagine, were sometimes very comical spectacles,
especially when the aspirant for centipedal honors happened to be of a
timid disposition. If he showed the slightest terror, he was certain to be
tricked unmercifully. One of our subsequent devices-a humble invention of
my own-was to request the blindfolded candidate to put out his tongue,
whereupon the First Centipede would say, in a low tone, as if not intended
for the ear of the victim, "Diabolus, fetch me the red-hot iron!" The
expedition with which that tongue would disappear was simply ridiculous.
Our meetings were held in various barns, at no stated periods, but as
circumstances suggested. Any member had a right to call a meeting. Each boy
who failed to report himself was fined one cent. Whenever a member had
reasons for thinking that another member would be unable to attend, he
called a meeting. For instance, immediately on learning the death of Harry
Blake's great-grandfather, I issued a call. By these simple and ingenious
measures we kept our treasury in a flourishing condition, sometimes having
on hand as much as a dollar and a quarter.
I have said that the society had no special object. It is true, there was a
tacit understanding among us that the Centipedes were to stand by one
another on all occasions, though I don't remember that they did; but
further than this we had no purpose, unless it was to accomplish as a body
the same amount of mischief which we were sure to do as individuals. To
mystify the staid and slow-going Rivermouthians was our frequent pleasure.
Several of our pranks won us such a reputation among the townsfolk, that we
were credited with having a large finger in whatever went amiss in the
place.
One morning, about a week after my admission into the secret order, the
quiet citizens awoke to find that the signboards of all the principal
streets had changed places during the night. People who went trustfully to
sleep in Currant Square opened their eyes in Honeysuckle Terrace. Jones's
Avenue at the north end had suddenly become Walnut Street, and Peanut
Street was nowhere to be found. Confusion reigned. The town authorities
took the matter in hand without delay, and six of the Temple Grammar School
boys were summoned to appear before justice Clapbam.
Having tearfully disclaimed to my grandfather all knowledge of the
transaction, I disappeared from the family circle, and was not apprehended
until late in the afternoon, when the Captain dragged me ignominiously from
the haymow and conducted me, more dead than alive, to the office of justice
Clapham. Here I encountered five other pallid culprits, who had been fished
out of divers coal-bins, garrets, and chicken-coops, to answer the demands
of the outraged laws. (Charley Marden had hidden himself in a pile of
gravel behind his father's house, and looked like a recently exhumed
mummy.)
There was not the least evidence against us; and, indeed, we were wholly
innocent of the offence. The trick, as was afterwards proved, had been
played by a party of soldiers stationed at the fort in the harbor. We were
indebted for our arrest to Master Conway, who had slyly dropped a hint,
within the hearing of Selectman Mudge, to the effect that "young Bailey and
his five cronies could tell something about 20them signs." When he was
called upon to make good his assertion, he was considerably more terrified
than the Centipedes, though they were ready to sink into their shoes.
At our next meeting it was unanimously resolved that Conway's animosity
should not be quietly submitted to. He had sought to inform against us in
the stagecoach business; he had volunteered to carry Pettingil's "little
bill" for twenty-four icecreams to Charley Marden's father; and now he had
caused us to be arraigned before justice Clapham on a charge equally
groundless and painful. After much noisy discussion, a plan of retaliation
was agreed upon.
There was a certain slim, mild apothecary in the town, by the name of Meeks.
It was generally given out that Mr. Meeks had a vague desire to get
married, but, being a shy and timorous youth, lacked the moral courage to
do so. It was also well known that the Widow Conway had not buried her
heart with the late lamented. As to her shyness, that was not so clear.
Indeed, her attentions to Mr. Meeks, whose mother she might have been, were
of a nature not to be misunderstood, and were not misunderstood by anyone
but Mr. Meeks himself.
The widow carried on a dress-making establishment at her residence on the
comer opposite Meeks's drug-store, and kept a wary eye on all the young
ladies from Miss Dorothy Gibbs's Female Institute who patronized the shop
for soda-water, aciddrops, and slate-pencils. In the afternoon the widow
was usually seen seated, smartly dressed, at her window upstairs, casting
destructive glances across the street-the artificial roses in her cap and
her whole languishing manner saying as plainly as a label on a
prescription, "To be Taken Immediately!" But Mr. Meeks didn't take.
The lady's fondness, and the gentleman's blindness, were topics ably handled
at every sewing-circle in the town. It was through these two luckless
individuals that we proposed to strike a blow at the common enemy. To kill
less than three birds with one stone did not suit our sanguinary purpose.
We disliked the widow not so much for her sentimentality as for being the
mother of Bill Conway; we disliked Mr. Meeks, not because he was insipid,
like his own syrups, but because the widow loved him. Bill Conway we hated
for himself.
Late one dark Saturday night in September we carried our plan into effect.
On the following morning, as the orderly citizens wended their way to
church past the widow's abode, their sober faces relaxed at beholding over
her front door the well known gilt Mortar and Pestle which usually stood on
the top of a pole on the opposite corner; while the passers on that side of
the street were equally amused and scandalized at seeing a placard bearing
the following announcement tacked to the druggist's window-shutters:
Wanted, a Sempstress!
The naughty cleverness of the joke (which I should be sorry to defend) was
recognized at once. It spread like wildfire over the town, and, though the
mortar and the placard were speedily removed, our triumph was complete. The
whole community was on the broad grin, and our participation in the affair
seemingly unsuspected.
It was those wicked soldiers at the fort!