To sit beside a river on a golden afternoon listening to its
whispered melody, while the air about one is fragrant with summer,
and heavy with the drone of unseen wings! - What ordinary mortal
could wish for more? And yet, though conscious of this fair world
about me, I was still uncontent, for my world was incomplete - nay,
lacked its most essential charm, and I sat with my ears on the
stretch, waiting for Lisbeth's chance footstep on the path and the
soft whisper of her skirts.
The French are indeed a great people, for among many other things
they alone have caught that magic sound a woman's garments make as
she walks, and given it to the world in the one word "frou-frou."
0 wondrous word! 0 word sublime! How full art thou of delicate
suggestion! Truly, there can be no sweeter sound to ears masculine
upon a golden summer afternoon - or any other time, for that matter
- than the soft "frou-frou" that tells him SHE is coming.
At this point my thoughts were interrupted by something which hurtled
through the air and splashed into the water at my feet!" Glancing
at this object, I recognised the loud-toned cricket cap affected by
the Imp, and reaching for it, I fished it out on the end of my rod!"
It was a hideous thing of red, white, blue, and green - a really
horrible affair, and therefore much prized by its owner, as I knew.
Behind me the bank rose some four or five feet, crowned with willows
and underbrush, from the other side of which there now came a
prodigious rustling and panting!" Rising to my feet therefore, I
parted the leaves with extreme care, and beheld the Imp himself.
He was armed to the teeth - that is to say, a wooden sword swung at
his thigh, a tin bugle depended from his belt, and he carried a bow
and arrow. Opposite him was another boy, particularly ragged at
knee and elbow, who stood with hands thrust into his pockets and
grinned.
"Base caitiff, hold!" cried the Imp, fitting an arrow to the
string: "stand an' deliver!" Give me my cap, thou varlet, thou!"
The boy's grin expanded.
"Give me my cap, base slave, or I'll shoot you - by my troth!" As
he spoke the Imp aimed his arrow, whereupon the boy ducked promptly.
"I ain't got yer cap," he grinned from the shelter of his arm. "It's
been an' gone an' throwed itself into the river!" The Imp let fly
his arrow, which was answered by a yell from the Base Varlet.
"Yah!" he cried derisively as the Imp drew his sword with a
melodramatic flourish. "Yah! put down that stick an' I'll fight yer."
The Imp indignantly repudiated his trusty weapon being called "a
stick" - "an' I don't think," he went on, "that Robin Hood ever
fought without his sword!" Let's see what the book says," and he
drew a very crumpled papercovered volume from his pocket, which
he consulted with knitted brows, while the Base Varlet watched him,
open-mouthed.
"Oh, yes," nodded the Imp; "it's all right!" Listen to this!" and
he read as follows in a stern, deep voice:
"'Then Robin tossed aside his trusty blade, an' laying bare his
knotted arm, approached the dastardly ruffian with many a merry quip
and jest, prepared for the fierce death-grip.'"
Hereupon the Imp laid aside his book and weapons and proceeded to
roll up his sleeve, having done which to his satisfaction, he faced
round upon the Base Varlet.
"Have at ye, dastardly ruffian!" he cried, and therewith ensued a
battle, fierce and fell.
If his antagonist had it in height, the Imp made up for it in weight
- he is a particularly solid Imp - and thus the struggle lasted for
some five minutes without any appreciable advantage to either, when,
in eluding one of the enemy's desperate rushes, the Imp stumbled,
lost his balance, and next moment I had caught him in my arms. For
a space "the enemy" remained panting on the bank above, and then
with another yell turned and darted off among the bushes.
"Hallo, Imp!" I said.
"Hallo, Uncle Dick!" he returned.
"Hurt?" I inquired.
"Wounded a bit in the nose, you know," he answered, mopping that
organ with his handkerchief; "but did you see me punch 'yon varlet'
in the eye?"
"Did you, Imp?"
"I think so, Uncle Dick; only I do wish I'd made him surrender!"
The book says that Robin Hood always made his enemies 'surrender
an' beg their life on trembling knee!' Oh, it must be fine to see
your enemies on their knee!"
"Especially if they tremble," I added.
"Do you s'pose that boy - I mean 'yon base varlet' would have
surrendered?"
"Not a doubt of it - if he hadn't happened to push you over the
bank first"
"Oh!" murmured the Imp rather dubiously.
"By the way," I said as I filled my pipe, "where is your Auntie
Lisbeth?"
"Well, I chased her up the big apple-tree with my bow an' arrow."
"Of course," I nodded!" "Very right and proper!"
"You see," he explained, "I wanted her to be a wild elephant an'
she wouldn't."
"Extremely disobliging of her!"
"Yes, wasn't it? So when she was right up I took away the ladder
an' hid it."
"Highly strategic, my Imp."
"So then I turned into Robin Hood. I hung my cap on a bush to shoot
at, you know, an' 'the Base Varlet' came up an' ran off with it."
"And there it is," I said, pointing to where it lay!" The Imp
received it with profuse thanks, and having wrung out the water,
clapped it upon his curls and sat down beside me.
"I found another man who wants to be me uncle," he began.
"Oh, indeed?"
"Yes; but I don't want any more, you know."
"Of course not!" One like me suffices for your every-day needs
- eh, my Imp?"
The Imp nodded. "It was yesterday," he continued. "He came to see
Auntie Lisbeth, an' I found them in the summer-house in the orchard.
An' I heard him say, 'Miss Elizbeth, you're prettier than ever!"
"Did he though, confound him!"
Yes, an then Auntie Lisbeth looked silly, an' then he saw me behind
a tree an' he looked silly, too, Then he said, 'Come here, little
man!' An' I went, you know, though I do hate to be called 'little
man.' Then he said he'd give me a shilling if I'd call him Uncle
Frank."
"And what did you answer?"
"'Fraid I'm awfull' wicked," sighed the Imp, shaking his head,
"'cause I told him a great big lie."
"Did you, Imp?"
"Yes!" I said I didn't want his shilling, an' I do, you know, most
awfully, to buy a spring pistol with."
"Oh, well, we'll see what can be done about the spring pistol," I
answered. "And so you don't like him, eh?"
"Should think not," returned the Imp promptly!" "He's always so -
so awfull' clean, an' wears a little moustache with teeny sharp
points on it.
"Any one who does that deserves all he gets," I said, shaking my
head. And what is his name?"
"The Honourable Frank Selwyn, an' he lives at Selwyn Park - the
next house to ours."
"Oho!" I exclaimed, and whistled.
"Uncle Dick" said the Imp, breaking in upon a somewhat unpleasant
train of thought conjured up by this intelligence, "will you come
an' be 'Little-John under the merry greenwood tree? Do?"
"Why what do you know about 'the merry greenwood,' Imp?"
"Oh lots!" he answered, hastily pulling out the tattered book.
"This is all about Robin Hood an' Little-John. Ben, the gardener's
boy, lent it to me. Robin Hood was a fine chap an' so was
Little-John an' they used to set ambushes an' capture the Sheriff
of Nottingham an' all sorts of caddish barons, an' tie them to
trees.
"My Imp," I said, shaking my head, "the times are sadly changed.
One cannot tie barons - caddish or otherwise - to trees in these
degenerate days."
"No, I s'pose not," sighed the Imp dolefully; "but I do wish you
would be Little-John, Uncle Dick."
"Oh, certainly, Imp, if it will make you any happier; though of a
truth, bold Robin," I continued after the manner of the story books,
Little-John hath a mind to bide awhile and commune with himself
here; yet give but one blast upon thy bugle horn and thou shalt find
my arm and quarter-staff ready and willing enough, I'll warrant you!"
"That sounds awfull' fine, Uncle Dick, only - you haven't got a
quarter-staff, you know."
"Yea, 'tis here!" I answered, and detached the lower joint of my
fishing rod. The Imp rose, and folding his arms, surveyed me as
Robin Hood himself might have done - that is to say, with an 'eye
of fire.'
"So be it, my faithful Little-John," quoth he; "meet me at the
Blasted Oak at midnight. An' if I shout for help - I mean blow my
bugle - you'll come an' rescue me, won't you, Uncle Dick?"
"Ay; trust me for that," I answered, all unsuspecting.
"'Tis well!" nodded the Imp; and with a wave of his hand he turned
and scrambling up the bank disappeared. Of the existence of Mr.
Selwyn I was already aware, having been notified in this particular
by the Duchess, as I have told in the foregoing narrative. Now, a
rival in air - in the abstract, so to speak - is one thing, but a
rival who was on a sufficiently intimate footing to deal in personal
compliments, and above all, one who was already approved of and
encouraged by the powers that be, in the person of Lady Warburton
- Lisbeth's formidable aunt - was another consideration altogether.
"Miss Elizabeth. you're prettier than ever!"
Somehow the expression rankled. What right had he to tell her such
things? - and in a summer-house, too; - the insufferable audacity of
the fellow!
A pipe being indispensable to the occasion, I took out my matchbox,
only to find that it contained but a solitary vesta.
The afternoon had been hot and still hitherto, with never so much
as a breath of wind stirring; but no sooner did I prepare to strike
that match than from somewhere - Heaven knows where - there came a
sudden flaw of wind that ruffled the glassy waters of the river and
set every leaf whispering. Waiting until what I took to be a
favourable opportunity, with infinite precaution I struck a light.
It flickered in a sickly fashion for a moment between my sheltering
palms, and immediately expired.
This is but one example of that "Spirit of the Perverse" pervading
all things mundane, which we poor mortals are called upon to bear
as best we may. Therefore I tossed aside the charred match, and
having searched fruitlessly through my pockets for another, waited
philosophically for some "good Samaritan" to come along. The bank
I have mentioned sloped away gently on my left, thus affording an
uninterrupted view of the path.
Now as my eyes followed this winding path I beheld an individual
some distance away who crawled upon his hands and knees, evidently
searching for something. As I watched, he succeeded in raking a
Panama hat from beneath a bush, and having dusted it carefully with
his handkerchief, replaced it upon his head and continued his
advance.
With some faint hope that there might be a loose match hiding away
in some corner of my pockets, I went through them again more
carefully, but alas! with no better success; whereupon I gave it
up and turned to glance at the approaching figure. My astonishment
may be readily imagined when I beheld him in precisely the same
attitude as before - that is to say, upon his hands and knees.
I was yet puzzling over this phenomenon when he again raked out
the Panama on the end of the hunting-crop he carried, dusted it as
before, looking about him the while with a bewildered air, and
setting it firmly upon his head, came down the path. He was a tall
young fellow, scrupulously neat and well groomed from the polish of
his brown riding boots to his small, sleek moustache, which was
parted with elaborate care and twisted into two fine points. There
was about his whole person an indefinable air of self-complacent
satisfaction, but he carried his personality in his moustache, so
to speak, which, though small, as I say, and precise to a hair,
yet obtruded itself upon one in a vaguely unpleasant way. Noticing
all this, I thought I might make a very good guess as to his
identity if need were.
All at once, as I watched him - like a bird rising from her nest
- the devoted Panama rose in the air, turned over once or twice
and fluttered (I use the word figuratively) into a bramble bush.
Bad language was writ large in every line of his body as he stood
looking about him, the hunting-crop quivering in his grasp.
It was at this precise juncture that his eye encountered me, and
pausing only to recover his unfortunate headgear, he strode toward
where I sat, "Do you know anything about this?" he inquired in a
somewhat aggressive manner, holding up a length of black thread.
"A piece of ordinary pack-thread," I answered, affecting to examine
it with a critical eye.
"Do you know anything about it?" he said again, evidently in a very
bad temper.
"Sir," I answered, "I do not."
"Because if I thought you did - "
"Sir." I broke in, "you'll excuse me, but that seems a very
remarkable hat of yours.
"I repeat if I thought you did - "
"Of course," I went on, "each to his taste, but personally I prefer
one with less 'gymnastic' and more 'stay -at-home, qualities."
The hunting-crop was raised threateningly.
"Mr. Selwyn?" I inquired in a conversational tone.
The hunting-crop hesitated and was lowered.
"Well, sir?"
"Ah, I thought so," I said, bowing; "permit me to trespass upon
your generosity to the extent of a match - or, say, a couple."
Mr. Selwyn remained staring down at me for a moment, and I saw the
points of his moustache positively curling with indignation. Then,
without deigning a reply, he turned on his heel and strode away.
He had not gone more than thirty or forty paces, however, when I
heard him stop and swear savagely - I did not need to look to learn
the reason - I admit I chuckled. But my merriment was short-lived,
for a moment later came the feeble squeak of a horn followed by a
shout and the Imp's voice upraised in dire distress.
"Little-John! Little-John! to the rescue!" it called.
I hesitated, for I will freely confess that when I had made that
promise to the Imp it was with small expectation that I should be
called upon to fulfil it. Still, a promise is a promise: so I
sighed, and picking up the joint of my fishing rod, clambered up
the bank. Glancing in the direction of the cries, I beheld Robin
Hood struggling in the foe's indignant grasp.
Now, there were but two methods of procedure open to me as I could
see - the serious or the frankly grotesque. Naturally I chose the
latter, and quarter-staff on shoulder, I swaggered down the path
with an air that Little-John himself might well have envied.
"Beshrew me!" I cried, confronting the amazed Mr. Selwyn, "who dares
lay hands on bold Robin Hood? - away, base rogue, hie thee hence or
I am like to fetch thee a dour ding on that pate o' thine!"
Mr. Selwyn loosed the Imp and stared at me in speechless astonishment,
as well he might.
"Look ye, master," I continued, entering into the spirit of the
thing, "no man lays hand on Robin Hood whiles Little-John can twirl
a staff or draw a bow-string - no, by St. Cuthbert!"
The Imp, retired to a safe distance, stood hearkening in a transport
till, bethinking him of his part, he fished out the tattered book
and began surreptitiously turning over the pages; as for Mr. Selwyn,
he only fumbled at his moustache and stared.
"Aye, but I know thee," I went on again, "by thy sly and crafty look,
by thy scallopped cape and chain of office, I know thee for that
same Sheriff of Nottingham that hath sworn to our undoing. Go to!
didst' think to take Robin - in the greenwood? Out upon thee! Thy
years should have taught thee better wisdom. Out upon thee!"
"Now will I feed" - began the Imp, with the book carefully held
behind him, "now will I feed fat mine vengeance - to thy knees for
a scurvy rascal!"
"Aye, by St. Benedict!" I nodded, "twere well he should do penance
on his marrow-bones from hither to Nottingham Town; but as thou art
strong - be merciful, Robin."
Mr. Selwyn still curled the point of his moustache.
"Are you mad," he inquired, "or only drunk?"
"As to that, good master Sheriff, it doth concern thee nothing
- but mark you! 'tis an ill thing to venture within the greenwood
whiles Robin Hood and Little-John he abroad."
Mr. Selwyn shrugged his shoulders and turned to the Imp.
"I am on my way to see your Aunt Elizabeth, and shall make it my
particular care to inform her of your conduct, and to see that you
are properly punished. As for you, sir," he continued, addressing
me, "I shall inform the police that there is a madman at large."
At this double-barrelled threat the Imp was plainly much dismayed,
and coming up beside me, slipped his hand into mine, and I promptly
pocketed it.
"Sweet master Sheriff," I said, sweeping off my cap in true outlaw
fashion, "the way is long and something lonely; methinks - we will
therefore e'en accompany you, and may perchance lighten the tedium
with quip and quirk and a merry stave or so."
Seeing the angry rejoinder upon Mr. Selwyn's lips, I burst forth
incontinent into the following ditty, the words extemporised to the
tune of "Bonnie Dundee":
There lived a sheriff in Nottinghamshire,
With a hey derry down and a down;
He was fond of good beef, but was fonder of beer,
With a hey derry down and a down
By the time we reached the Shrubbery gate the imp was in an ecstasy
and Mr. Selwyn once more reduced to speechless indignation and
astonishment. Here our ways diverged, Mr. Selwyn turning toward the
house, while the Imp and I made our way to the orchard at the rear.
"Uncle Dick," he said, halting suddenly, "do you think he will tell
- really?"
"My dear Imp," I answered, "a man who wears points on his moustache
is capable of anything."
"Then I shall be sent to bed for it, I know I shall!"
"To run into a thread tied across the path must have been very
annoying," I said, shaking my head thoughtfully, "especially with
a brand-new hat!"
"They were only 'ambushes,' you know, Uncle Dick."
"To be sure," I nodded. "Now, observe, my Imp, here is a shilling;
go and buy that spring-pistol you were speaking of, and take your
time about it; I'll see what can be done in the meanwhile."
The Imp was reduced to incoherent thanks.
"That's all right." I said, "but you'd better hurry off."
He obeyed with alacrity, disappearing in the direction of the
village, while I went on toward the orchard to find Lisbeth. And
presently, sure enough, I did find her - that is to say, part of
her, for the foliage of that particular tree happened to be very
thick and I could see nothing of her but a foot.
A positively delicious foot it was, too, small and shapely, that
swung audaciously to and fro; a foot in a ridiculously out-of-place
little patent-leather shoe, with a sheen of slender silken ankle
above.
I approached softly, with the soul of me in my eyes, so to speak,
yet, despite my caution, she seemed to become aware of my presence
in some way - the foot faltered in its swing and vanished as the
leaves were parted and Lisbeth looked down at me.
"Oh, it's you?" she said, and I fancied she seemed quite pleased.
"You'll find a step-ladder somewhere about - it can't be very far."
"Thanks," I answered, "but I don't want one."
"No; but I do; I want to get down. That little wretched Imp hid
the ladder, and I've been here all the afternoon," she wailed.
"But then you refused to be an elephant, you know," I reminded her.
"He shall go to bed for it - directly after tea!" she said.
"Lisbeth," I returned, "I firmly believe your nature to be
altogether too sweet and forgiving - "
"I want to come down !"
"Certainly," I said; "put your left foot in my right hand, take firm
hold of the branch above and let yourself sink gently into my arms."
"Oh!" she exclaimed suddenly, "here's Mr. Selwyn coming," and
following her glance, I saw a distant Panama approaching.
"Lisbeth," said I, "are you anxious to see him?"
"In this ridiculous situation - of course not!"
"Very well then, hide - just sit there and leave matters to me
and - "
"Hush," she whispered, and at that moment Selwyn emerged into full
view. Catching sight of me he stopped in evident surprise.
"I was told I should find Miss Elizabeth here," he said stiffly.
"It would almost appear that you had been misinformed," I answered.
For a moment he seemed undecided what to do. Would he go away? I
wondered. Evidently not, for after glancing about him he sat himself
down upon a rustic seat near-by with a certain resolute air that I
did not like. I must get rid of him at all hazards.
"Sir," said I, "can I trespass on your generosity to the extent of
a match or say a couple?" After a brief hesitation he drew out a
very neat silver match-box, which he handed to me.
"A fine day, sir?" I said, puffing at my pipe.
Mr. Selwyn made no reply.
"I hear that the crops are looking particularly healthy this year,"
I went on.
Mr. Selwyn appeared to be utterly lost in the contemplation of an
adjacent tree.
"To my mind an old apple tree is singularly picturesque," I began
again, nice nobbly branches, don't you know."
Mr. Selwyn began to fidget.
"And then," I pursued, "they tell me that apples are so good for
the blood."
Mr. Selwyn shifted his gaze to the toe of his riding boot, and for a
space there was silence, so much so, indeed, that an inquisitive
rabbit crept up and sat down to watch us with much interest, until
- evidently remembering some pressing engagement - he disappeared
with a flash of his white tail.
"Talking of rabbits," said I, "they are quite a pest in Australia,
I believe, and are exterminated by the thousand; I have often
wondered if a syndicate could not be formed to acquire the skins
- this idea, so far as I know, is original, but you are quite
welcome to it if - "
Mr. Selwyn rose abruptly to his feet.
"I once in my boyhood possessed a rabbit - of the lop-eared
variety," I continued, "which overate itself and died. I remember
I attempted to skin it with dire results - "
"Sir." said Mr. Selwyn. "I beg to inform you that I am not
interested in rabbits, lop-eared or otherwise, nor do I propose to
become so; furthermore - "
But at this moment of my triumph, even as he turned to depart,
something small and white fluttered down from the branches above,
and the next moment Selwyn had stooped and picked up a lace
handkerchief. Then, while he stared at it and I at him, there
came a ripple of laughter and Lisbeth peered down at us through
the leaves.
"My handkerchief-thank you," she said, as Selwyn stood somewhat
taken aback by her sudden appearance.
"The trees hereabouts certainly bear very remarkable, not to say
delightful fruit," he said.
"And as you will remember, I was always particularly fond of apple
trees," I interpolated.
"Mr. Selwyn," smiled Lisbeth, "let me introduce you to Mr. Brent."
"Sir," said I, "I am delighted to make your acquaintance; have heard
Her Grace of Chelsea speak of you - her friends are mine, I trust?"
Mr. Selwyn's bow was rather more than distant.
"I have already had the pleasure of meeting this - this very original
gentleman before, and under rather peculiar circumstances, Miss
Elizabeth," he said, and forthwith plunged into an account of the
whole affair of the "ambushes," while Lisbeth, perched upon her lofty
throne, surveyed us with an ever-growing astonishment.
"Whatever does it all mean ?" she inquired as Mr. Selwyn made an end.
"You must know, then," I explained, leaning upon my quarter-staff,
"the Imp took it into his head to become Robin Hood; I was
Little-John, and Mr. Selwyn here was so very obliging as to enact
the role of Sheriff of Nottingham - "
"I beg your pardon," exc1aimed Mr. Selwyn indignantly, turning upon
me with a fiery eye.
"Every one recollects the immortal exploits of Robin and his 'merrie
men,'" I continued, "and you will, of course, remember that they
had a habit of capturing the sheriff and tying him up to trees and
things. Naturally the Imp did not proceed to that extreme. He
contented himself with merely capturing the Sheriff's hat - I think
that you will agree that those 'ambushes' worked line a charm, Mr.
Selwyn?"
"Miss Elizabeth," he said, disdaining any reply, "I am aware of the
af - affection you lavish upon your nephew; I hope that you will
take measures to restrain him from such pranks - such very
disgraceful pranks - in the future. I myself should suggest a
change of companionship [here he glanced at me] as the most salutary
method. Good-afternoon, Miss Elizabeth." So saying, Mr. Selwyn
raised his hat, bowed stiffly to me, and turning upon an indignant
heel, strode haughtily away.
"Well!" exclaimed Lisbeth, with a look of very real concern.
"Very well, indeed!" I nodded; "we are alone at last."
"Oh, Dick! but to have offended him like this!"
"A highly estimable young gentleman," I said, "though deplorably
lacking in that saving sense of humour which - "
"Aunt Agatha seems to think a great deal of him."
"So I understand," I nodded.
"Only this morning I received a letter from her, in which, among
other things, she pointed out what a very excellent match h
would be."
"And what do you think?"
"Oh, I agree with her, of course; his family dates back ages and
ages before the Conqueror, and he has two or three estates besides
Selwyn Park, and one in Scotland."
"Do you know, Lisbeth, that reminds me of another house - not at
all big or splendid, but of great age; a house which stands not far
from the village of Down, in Kent; a house which is going to rack
and ruin for want of a mistress. Sometimes, just as evening comes
on, I think it must dream of the light feet and gentle hands it has
known so many years ago, and feels its loneliness more than ever."
"Poor old house!" said Lisbeth softly.
"Yes, a house is very human, Lisbeth, especially an old one, and
feels the need of that loving care which only a woman can bestow,
just as we do ourselves."
"Dear old house 1" said Lisbeth, more softly than before.
"How much longer must it wait - when will you come and care for it,
Lisbeth?"
She started, and I thought her cheeks seemed a trifle pinker than
usual as her eyes met mine.
"Dick," she said wistfully, "I do wish you would get the ladder;
it's horribly uncomfortable to sit in a tree for hours and - "
"First of all, Lisbeth, you will forgive the Imp - full and freely,
won't you?"
"He shall go to bed without any tea whatever."
"That will be rank cruelty, Lisbeth; remember he is a growing boy."
"And I have been perched up here - between heaven and earth - all
the afternoon."
"Then why not come down?" I inquired.
"If you will only get the ladder - "
"If you will just put your right foot in my - "
"I won't!" said Lisbeth.
"As you please," I nodded, and sitting down, mechanically took out
my pipe and began to fill it, while she opened her book, frowning.
And after she had read very studiously for perhaps two minutes,
she drew out and consulted her watch. I did the same.
"A quarter to five!" I said.
Lisbeth glanced down at me with the air of one who is deliberating
upon two courses of action, and when at length she spoke, every
trace of irritation had vanished completely.
"Dick, I'm awfully hungry."
"So am I," I nodded.
"It would be nice to have tea here under the trees, wouldn't it?"
"It would be positively idyllic!" I said.
"Then if you will please find that ladder - "
"If you will promise to forgive the Imp - "
"Certainly not!" she retorted.
"So be it!" I sighed, and sat down again. As I did so she launched
her book at me.
"Beast!" she exclaimed.
"Which means that you are ready to descend?" I inquired, rising and
depositing the maltreated volume side by side with my pipe on a
rustic table near-by; "very good. Place your right foot in - "
"Oh, all right," she said quite pettishly, and next moment I had
her in my arms.
"Dick! put me down-at once!"
"One moment, Lisbeth; that boy is a growing boy - "
"And shall go to bed without any tea!" she broke in.
"Very well, then," I said, and reading the purpose in my eyes, she
attempted, quite vainly, to turn her head aside.
"You will find it quite useless to struggle, Lisbeth," I warned.
"Your only course is to remember that he is a growing boy."
"And you are a brute!" she cried.
"Undoubtedly," I answered, bending my head nearer her petulant lips.
"But think of the Imp in bed, lying there, sleepless, tealess, and
growing all the while as fast as he can."
Lisbeth surrendered, of course, but my triumph was greatly tempered
with disappointment.
"You will then forgive him for the 'ambushes' and cherish him with
much tea?" I stipulated, winking away a tress of hair that tickled
most provokingly.
"Yes," said Lisbeth.
"And no bed until the usual hour?"
"No," she answered, quite subdued; "and now please do put me down."
So I sighed and perforce obeyed.
She stood for a moment patting her rebellious hair into order with
deft, white fingers, looking up at me meanwhile with a laugh in her
eyes that seemed almost a challenge. I took a hasty step toward
her, but as I did so the Imp hove into view, and the opportunity
was lost.
"Hallo, Auntie Lisbeth!" he exclaimed, eyeing her wonderingly; then
his glance wandered round as if in quest of something.
"How did she do it, Uncle Dick?" he inquired.
"Do what, my Imp?"
"Why, get out of the tree?" I smiled and looked at Lisbeth.
"Did she climb down?"
"No," said I, shaking my head.
"Did she-jump down?"
"No, she didn't jump down, my Imp."
"Well, did she - did she fly down?"
"No, nor fly down - she just came down."
"Yes, but how did she - "
"Reginald," said Lisbeth, "run and tell the maids to bring tea out
here - for three."
"Three?" echoed the Imp. "But Dorothy has gone out to tea, you
know - is Uncle Dick going to - "
"To be sure, Imp," I nodded.
"Oh, that is fine - hurrah, Little-John!" he cried, and darted off
to ward the house.
"And you, Lisbeth?" I said, imprisoning her hands, "are you glad
also?"
Lisbeth did not speak, yet I was satisfied nevertheless.