A cheery place, at all times, is the kitchen of an English inn, a
comfortable place to eat in, to talk in, or to doze in; a place
with which your parlors and withdrawing-rooms, your salons (a la
the three Louis) with their irritating rococo, their gilt and
satin, and spindle-legged discomforts, are not (to my mind)
worthy to compare.
And what inn kitchen, in all broad England, was ever brighter,
neater, and more comfortable than this kitchen of "The Bull,"
where sweet Prue held supreme sway, with such grave dignity, and
with her two white-capped maids to do her bidding and behests?
--surely none. And surely in no inn, tavern, or hostelry soever,
great or small, was there ever seen a daintier, prettier, sweeter
hostess than this same Prue of ours.
And her presence was reflected everywhere, and, if ever the
kitchen of an inn possessed a heart to lose, then, beyond all
doubt, this kitchen had lost its heart to Prue long since; even
the battered cutlasses crossed upon the wall, the ponderous jack
above the hearth, with its legend: ANNO DOMINI 1643, took on a
brighter sheen to greet her when she came, and as for the pots
and pans, they fairly twinkled.
But today Prue's eyes were red, and her lips were all a-droop,
the which, though her smile was brave and ready, the Ancient was
quick to notice.
"Why, Prue, lass, you've been weepin'!"
"Yes, grandfer."
"Your pretty eyes be all swole--red they be; what's the trouble?"
"Oh! 'tis nothing, dear, 'tis just a maid's fulishness--never
mind me, dear."
"Ah! but I love 'ee, Prue--come, kiss me--theer now, tell me all
about it--all about it, Prue."
"Oh, grandfer!" said she, from the hollow of his shoulder, "'tis
just--Jarge!" The old man grew very still, his mouth opened
slowly, and closed with a snap.
"Did 'ee--did'ee say--Jarge, Prue? Is it--breekin' your 'eart ye
be for that theer poachin' Black Jarge? To think--as my Prue
should come down to a poacbin'--"
Prudence slipped from his encircling arm and stood up very
straight and proud--there were tears thick upon her lashes, but
she did not attempt to wipe them away.
"Grandfer," she said very gently, "you mustn't speak of Jarge to
me like that--ye mustn't--ye mustn't because I--love him, and if
--he ever--comes back I'll marry him if--if he will only ax me;
and if he--never comes back, then--I think--I shall--die!" The
Ancient took out his snuff-box, knocked it, opened it, glanced
inside, and--shut it up again.
"Did 'ee tell me as you--love--Black Jarge, Prue?"
"Yes, grandfer, I always have and always shall!"
"Loves Black Jarge!" he repeated; "allus 'as--allus will! Oh,
Lord! what 'ave I done?" Now, very slowly, a tear crept down his
wrinkled cheek, at sight of which Prue gave a little cry, and,
kneeling beside his chair, took him in her arms. "Oh, my lass!
--my little Prue--'tis all my doin'. I thought--Oh, Prue, 'twere
me as parted you! I thought--" The quivering voice broke off.
"'Tis all right, grandfer, never think of it--see there, I be
smilin'!" and she kissed him many times.
"A danged fule I be!" said the old man, shaking his head.
"No, no, grandfer!"
"That's what I be, Prue--a danged fule! If I do go afore that
theer old, rusty stapil, 'twill serve me right--a danged fule I
be! Allus loved 'im--allus will, an' wishful to wed wi' 'im!
Why, then," said the Ancient, swallowing two or three times, "so
'ee shall, my sweet--so 'ee shall, sure as sure, so come an' kiss
me, an' forgive the old man as loves 'ee so."
"What do 'ee mean, grandfer?" said Prue between two kisses.
"A fine, strappin' chap be Jarge; arter all, Peter, you bean't a
patch on Jarge for looks, be you?"
"No, indeed, Ancient!"
"Wishful to wed 'im, she is, an' so she shall. Lordy Lord! Kiss
me again, Prue, for I be goin' to see Squire--ay, I be goin' to
up an' speak wi' Squire for Jarge an' Peter be comin' too."
"Oh, Mr. Peter!" faltered Prudence, "be this true?" and in her
eyes was the light of a sudden hope.
"Yes," I nodded.
"D'you think Squire'll see you--listen to you?" she cried
breathlessly.
"I think he will, Prudence," said I.
"God bless you, Mr. Peter!" she murmured. "God bless you!"
But now came the sound of wheels and the voice of Simon, calling,
wherefore I took my hat and followed the Ancient to the door, but
there Prudence stopped me.
"Last time you met wi' Jarge he tried to kill you. Oh, I know,
and now--you be goin' to--"
"Nonsense, Prue!" said I. But, as I spoke, she stooped and would
have kissed my hand, but I raised her and kissed her upon the
cheek, instead. "For good luck, Prue," said I, and so turned and
left her.
In the porch sat Job, with Old Amos and the rest, still in solemn
conclave over pipes and ale, who watched with gloomy brows as I
swung myself up beside the Ancient in the cart.
"A fule's journey!" remarked Old Amos sententiously, with a wave
of his pipe; "a fule's journey!"
The Ancient cast an observing eye up at the cloudless sky, and
also nodded solemnly.
"Theer be some fules in this world, Peter, as mixes up rabbits
wi' pa'tridges, and honest men--like Jarge--wi' thieves, an' lazy
waggabones--like Job--but we'll show 'em, Peter, we'll show 'em
--dang 'em! Drive on, Simon, my bye!"
So, with this Parthian shot, feathered with the one strong word
the Ancient kept for such occasions, we drove away from the
silenced group, who stared mutely after us until we were lost to
view. But the last thing I saw was the light in Prue's sweet
eyes as she watched us from the open lattice.