Twigs whipped my face, thorns and brambles dragged at my clothes,
hidden obstacles lay in wait for my feet, for the wood grew
denser as I advanced, but I pushed on, heedless alike of these
and of what direction I took. But, as luck would have it, I
presently blundered upon a path which, in a short time, brought
me out very suddenly into what appeared to be a small tavern
yard, for on either hand was a row of tumble-down stables and
barns, while before me was a low, rambling structure which I
judged was the tavern itself. I was yet standing looking about
me when a man issued from the stables upon my right, bearing a
hammer in one hand and a lanthorn in the other.
"Hallo!" said he, staring at me.
"Hallo!" said I, staring at him.
"You don't chance to 'ave a axle-bolt about you, I suppose?"
"No," said I.
"Humph!" he grunted, and, lowering his lanthorn, began searching
among the cobblestones.
"Is this it?" I inquired, picking up a rusty screw-bolt at my
feet.
"Ah!" said he, taking it from me with a nod, "know'd I dropped it
'ere some'eres. Ye see," he went on, "couldn't get another round
'ere to-night, and that cussed axle's got to be in place
to-morra."
"Yes?" said I.
"Ah!" nodded the man; "chaise come in 'ere 'arf-an-hour ago wi'
two gentlemen and a lady, in the Lord's own 'urry too. 'Mend
this axle, me man,' says one on 'em--a top-sawyer be the looks
on 'im--'mend this axle, and quick about it.' 'Can't be done,
my lord,' says I. 'W'y not?' says 'e, showin' 'is teeth
savage-like. 'Because it can't,' says I, 'not no'ow, me lord,'
says I. Well, after cussin' 'isself well-nigh black in the face,
'e orders me to have it ready fust thing to-morra, and if you
'adn't found that there bolt for me it wouldn't have been ready
fust thing to-morra, which would ha' been mighty bad for me, for
this 'ere gentleman's a fire-and-fury out-and-outer, and no error."
"Can I have a bed here, do you think?" I inquired.
"Ah," said he, "I think you can."
"For how much, do you suppose?"
"To you--sixpence."
"Why, that seems reasonable," said I.
"It are," nodded the man, "and a fine feather bed too! But then,
Lord, one good turn deserves another--"
"Meaning?"
"This 'ere bolt."
"Are you the landlord, then?"
"I be; and if you feel inclined for a mug o' good ale say the
word."
"Most willingly," said I, "but what of the axle?"
"Plenty o' time for th' axle," nodded the landlord, and setting
down his hammer upon a bench hard by, he led the way into the
tap. The ale was very strong and good; indeed this lovely county
of Kent is justly famous for such. Finding myself very hungry,
the landlord forthwith produced a mighty round of beef, upon
which we both fell to, and ate with a will. Which done, I pulled
out my negro-head pipe, and the landlord fetching himself
another, we sat awhile smoking. And presently, learning I was
from London, he began plying me with all manner of questions
concerning the great city, of which it seemed he could not hear
enough, and I, to describe its wonders as well as I might. At
length, bethinking him of his axle, he rose with a sigh. Upon my
requesting to be shown my room, he lighted a candle, and led the
way up a somewhat rickety stair, along a narrow passage, and
throwing open a door at the end, I found myself in a fair-sized
chamber with a decent white bed, which he introduced to my notice
by the one word, feathers." Hereupon he pinched off the snuff of
the candle with an expression of ponderous thought.
"And so the Tower o' London ain't a tower?" he inquired at last.
"No," I answered; "it is composed of several towers surrounded by
very strong, battlemented walls."
"Ah--to--be--sure," said he, "ah, to be sure! And me 'ave allus
thought on it like it was a great big tower standin' in the midst
o' the city, as 'igh as a mountain. Humph--not a tower--ha!
disapp'inted I be. Humph! Good night, master. Disapp'inted I
be--yes." And having nodded his head ponderously several times,
he turned and went ponderously along the passage and down the
stair.
At the end of my chamber was a long, low casement, and, drawn
thither by the beauty of the night, I flung open the lattice and
leaned out. I looked down upon a narrow, deeply-rutted lane, one
of those winding, inconsequent byways which it seems out of all
possibility can ever lead the traveler anywhere, and I was idly
wondering what fool had troubled to build a tavern in such a
remote, out-of-the-way spot, when my ears were saluted by the
sound of voices. Now, immediately beneath my window there was a
heavy porch, low and squat, from which jutted a beam with a
broken sign-board, and it was from beneath this porch that the
voices proceeded, the one loud and hectoring, the other gruff and
sullen. I was about to turn away when a man stepped out into the
moonlight. His face was hidden in the shadow of his hat-brim,
but from his general air and appearance I judged him to be one of
the gentlemen whose chaise had broken down. As I watched him he
walked slowly round the angle of the house and disappeared. In a
little while, I drew in my head from the casement, and, having
removed my dusty boots, together with my knapsack and coat, blew
out the candle, and composed myself to sleep.
Now it seemed to me that I was back upon the road, standing once
more beside the great oak-tree. And, as I watched, a small,
hunched figure crept from the jagged opening in the trunk, a
figure with a jingling pack upon its back, at sight of which I
turned and ran, filled with an indescribable terror. But, as I
went, the Tinker's pack jingled loud behind me, and when I
glanced back, I saw that he ran with head dangling in most
hideous fashion, and that his right hand grasped a razor. On I
sped faster and faster, but with the Tinker ever at my heels,
until I had reached this tavern; the door crashed to, behind me,
only just in time, and I knew, as I lay there, that he was
standing outside, in the moonlight, staring up at my casement
with his horrible, dead face.
Here I very mercifully awoke, and lay, for a while, blinking in
the ghostly radiance of the moon, which was flooding in at the
window directly upon me. Now whether it was owing to the
vividness of my dream, I know not, but as I lay, there leapt up
within me a sudden conviction that somebody was indeed standing
outside in the lane, staring up at my window. So firmly was I
convinced of this that, moved by a sudden impulse, I rose, and,
cautiously approaching the window, peered out. And there, sure
enough, his feet planted wide apart, his hands behind his back,
stood a man staring up at my window. His head was thrown back so
that I could see his face distinctly a fleshy face with small,
close-set eyes and thick lips, behind which I caught the gleam of
big, white teeth. This was no tinker, but as I looked, I
recognized him as the slenderer of the two "Corinthians" with
whom I had fallen out at "The Chequers." Hereupon I got me back
to bed, drowsily wondering what should bring the fellow hanging
about a dilapidated hedge-tavern at such an hour. But gradually
my thoughts grew less coherent, my eyes closed, and in another
moment I should have been asleep, when I suddenly came to my
elbow, broad awake and listening, for I had heard two sounds, the
soft creak of a window opened cautiously near by, and a stealthy
footstep outside my door.