Following the high road, I came, in a little, to where the ways
divided, the one leading straight before me, the other turning
sharp to the left, where (as I remember) is a very steep hill.
And at the parting of the ways was a finger-post with the words:
"To LONDON. To TONBRIDGE WELLS. To PEMBRY." Now as I stood
beneath the finger-post, debating which road I should take, I was
aware of the sound of wheels, and, glancing about, saw a carrier's
cart approaching. The driver was a fine, tall, ruddy-faced fellow,
very spruce as to his person, who held himself with shoulders.
squared and bolt upright, and who shouted a cheery greeting to me.
"If so be you are for Pembry, or thereabouts, sir," said he,
bringing his horses to a standstill, "why, jump up, sir--that is,
if you be so minded."
"My course lies anywhere," said I.
"Then--if you be so minded--?"
"I am so minded," said I.
"Then, sir, jump up," said he.
"Thanks!" said I.
So I climbed upon the seat beside him, and then I saw that he had
a wooden leg, and straightway understood his smart bearing, and
general neat appearance.
"You have been a soldier?" said I.
"And my name's Tom, and I could tell you a sight about them
Spanishers, and Frenchies--that is, if--you be so minded?"
"I am so minded; fire away, Tom."
"Well," he began, fixing his eyes on the "wheeler's" ears, "they
Frenchies ain't so bad as is thought, though they do eat frogs,
but what I say is--if they be so minded, why frogs let it be!"
"To be sure!" said I.
"And after all they're well worth fighting, and that's more than
you can say for a many!"
"True," said I, "one generally has a certain respect for the man
one fights."
"Then there's Old Bony."
"Have you ever seen him?"
"I have, sir; I were captured outside the Lines of Torres Vedras,
and I saw Old Bony eating his breakfast off a drum-head wi' one
hand and a-writing a dispatch wi' the other--a little fat man not
so high as my shoulder, look you. There's some as says as Old
Bony lives on new-born babies, but I know different. Because
why, says you? Because I've seen with these 'ere 'peepers,'
says I--bread it were, and cheese, and garlic, and a uncommon
lot at that."
"And where did you lose your leg, Tom?"
"Vittoria--I 'appened to be carrying my off'cer, Ensign Standish
his name, barely eighteen year old. Shot through the lung he
were, and a-trying to tell me to put him down and go, the fire
being uncommonly 'ot there, you'll understand, sir, and as I say,
he were trying to tell me to drop him and run for it, and blowing
blood-bubbles wi' every word, when all at once I feels a sort of
a shock, and there I was on my back and him atop o' me; and when
I went to get up--damme! there was my leg gone below the knee,
and no pleasant sight, neither."
"And afterward?"
"Arterwards," he repeated. "Why, that were the end o' my sojerin',
ye see; we lay in the same 'ospital 'im an' me, side by side, and
he swore as I'd saved his life--which I 'adn't, look you, and
likewise swore as he'd never forget it. And he never 'as either,
for here am I wi' my own horse and cart, Tom Price by name,
carrier by trade, an' very much at your service, sir, I'm sure."
Thus we climbed the hill of Pembry, by tree and hedge, and lonely
cottage, by rolling meadow, and twilit wood, Tom the Soldier and I.
Much he told me of lonely night watches, of death sudden and
sharp, of long, weary marches, and stricken fields, of the bloody
doings of the Spanish Guerrillas, of Mina, and his deviltries.
And in my ears was the roar of guns, and before my eyes the gleam
and twinkle of bayonets. By the side of Tom the Soldier I waited
the thunderous charge of French Dragoons, saw their stern, set
faces, and the flash of their brandished steel as they swept down
upon our devoted square, swept down to break in red confusion
before our bristling bayonets; and the air was full of the screams
of smitten, horses, and the deep-throated shouts and groans of
men. By the side of Tom the Soldier I stormed through many a
reeking breach, swept by fire, and slippery with blood; and all
for love of it, the munificent sum of eightpence per day, and
that which we call "Glory." Bravo, Tom the Soldier!
And presently I became aware that he had stopped his horses, and
was regarding me smilingly.
"Tom," said I, "you are a wonderful talker!"
"And you, sir," said he, "are a better listener, and, look you, a
good listener is mighty hard to come by. Howsomever, here's the
end o' my journey, more's the pity, but if you--"
"Tom," said I suddenly, "you never heard of Tom Cragg, did you?"
"Can't say as I have," he answered, stroking his chin thoughtfully,
"though there was a Dick Snagget in the 'Thirty-Ninth,' I remember."
"And you don't know who 'George' is, of course?" I continued
musingly.
"Why, I've knowed a many Georges in my time," said he, "and then
there's George, Prince o' Wales, the Prince Regent, as they calls
him now."
"George, Prince of Wales!" said I, staring; "by heavens, Tom, I
believe you've hit it!" And, with the word, I sprang down from
the cart.
"My cottage is near by, sir, and I should be proud for you to eat
supper wi' me--that is--if you be so minded?"
"Many thanks," said I, "but I am not so minded, and so, good-by,
Tom!" And, with the words, I wrung the soldier's honest hand in
mine, and went upon my way.
"George, Prince of Wales!" said I to myself; "could this be the
'George' they had meant? If so, then who and what had they
supposed me?" Hereupon, as I walked, I fell into a profound
meditation, in which I presently remembered how that Tom Cragg
had also mentioned the Prince, giving me to understand that his
Highness had actually ordered him (Tom Cragg) to leave London;
and why? "Arter that theer kidnappin', an' me 'avin' laid out
Sir Jarsper Trent--accordin' to yer order."
Sir Jasper Trent! I stopped stock still in the road. Sir Jasper
Trent! At last I remembered the name that had eluded me so
persistently. Remembered it? Nay, indeed, it was rather as if
the Pugilist had whispered the words into my ear, and I glanced
round almost expecting to see him.
"Arter that theer kidnappin', an' me 'avin' laid out Sir Jarsper
Trent--accordin' to yer orders!"
According to my orders, or rather, the orders of the man for whom
he (in common with the two gentlemen at "The Chequers") had mistaken
me. But who was that man? Of him I knew two facts--namely, that
he was much like me in person, and had formerly worn, or possibly
still wore, whiskers. And beyond these two facts I could get no
farther, revolve the matter how I might, so I presently shrugged
my shoulders, and banishing it from my thoughts for the time being,
set forward at a good pace.