"Good Lord!" exclaimed the Postilion, and fell back a step.
"Well?" said I, meeting his astonished look as carelessly as I
might.
"Lord love me!" said the Postilion.
"What now?" I inquired.
"I never see such a thing as this 'ere," said he, alternately
glancing from me down to the outstretched figure at my feet, "if
it's bewitchments, or only enchantments, I don't like it--strike
me pink if I do!"
"What do you mean?"
"Eyes," continued the Postilion slowly and heavily, and with his
glance wandering still--"eyes, same--nose, identical--mouth, when
not bloody, same--hair, same--figure, same--no, I don't like it
--it's onnat'ral! tha' 's what it is."
"Come, come," I broke in, somewhat testily, "don't stand there
staring like a fool--you see this gentleman is hurt."
"Onnat'ral 's the word!" went on the Postilion, more as though
speaking his thoughts aloud than addressing me, "it's a onnat'ral
night to begin with--seed a many bad uns in my time, but nothing
to ekal this 'ere, that I lost my way aren't to be wondered at;
then him, and her a-jumping out o' the chaise and a-running off
into the thick o' the storm--that's onnat'ral in the second
place! and then, his face, and your face--that's the most
onnat'rallest part of it all--likewise, I never see one man in
two suits o' clothes afore, nor yet a-standing up, and a-laying
down both at the same i-dentical minute--onnat'ral's the word
--and--I'm a-going."
"Stop!" said I, as he began to move away.
"Not on no account!"
"Then I must make you," said I, and doubled my fists.
The Postilion eyed me over from head to foot, and paused,
irresolute.
"What might you be wanting with a peaceable, civil-spoke cove
like me?" he inquired.
"Where is your chaise?"
"Up in the lane, som'eres over yonder," answered he, with a vague
jerk of his thumb over his shoulder.
"Then, if you will take this gentleman's heels we can carry him
well enough between us--it's no great distance."
"Easy!" said the Postilion, backing away again, "easy, now--what
might be the matter with him, if I might make so bold--ain't
dead, is he?"
"Dead--no, fool!" I rejoined angrily.
"Voice like his, too!" muttered the Postilion, backing away still
farther; "yes, onnat'ral's the word--strike me dumb if it ain't!"
"Come, will you do as I ask, or must I make you?"
"Why, I ain't got no objection to taking the gent's 'eels, if
that's all you ask, though mind ye, if ever I see such damned
onnat'ralness as this 'ere in all my days, why--drownd me!"
So, after some delay, I found the overcoat and purse (which
latter I thrust into the pocket ere wrapping the garment about
him), and lifting my still unconscious antagonist between us, we
started for the lane; which we eventually reached, with no little
labor and difficulty. Here, more by good fortune than anything
else, we presently stumbled upon a chaise and horses, drawn up in
the gloom of sheltering trees, in which we deposited our limp
burden as comfortably as might be, and where I made some shift to
tie up the gash in his brow.
"It would be a fine thing," said the Postilion moodily, as I, at
length, closed the chaise door, "it would be a nice thing if 'e
was to go a-dying."
"By the looks of him," said I, "he will be swearing your head off
in the next ten minutes or so."
Without another word the Postilion set the lanthorn back in its
socket, and swung himself into the saddle.
"Your best course would be to make for Tonbridge, bearing to the
right when you strike the high road."
The Postilion nodded, and, gathering up the reins, turned to
stare at me once more, while I stood in the gleam of the lanthorn.
"Well?" I inquired.
"Eyes," said he, rubbing his chin very hard, as one at a loss,
"eyes, i-dentical--nose, same--mouth, when not bloody, same
--'air, same--everything, same--Lord love me!"
"Pembry would be nearer," said I, "and the sooner he is between
the sheets the better."
"Ah!" exclaimed the Postilion with a slow nod, and drawing out
the word unduly, "and talking o' sheets and beds--what about my
second passenger? I started wi' two, and 'ere's only one--what
about Number Two what about--'er?"
"Her!" I repeated.
"'Er as was with 'im--Number One--'er what was a-quarrelling wi'
Number One all the way from London 'er as run away from Number
One into the wood, yonder, what about Number Two--'er?"
"Why, to be sure--I had forgotten her!"
"Forgotten?" repeated the Postilion, "Oh, Lord, yes!" and leaning
over, he winked one eye, very deliberately; "forgotten 'er--ah!
--to be sure--of course!" and he winked again.
"What do you mean?" I demanded, nettled by the fellow's manner.
"Mean?" said he, "I means as of all the damned onnat'ralness as
come on a honest, well-meaning, civil-spoke cove--why, I'm that
there cove, so 'elp me!" Saying which, he cracked his whip, the
horses plunged forward, and, almost immediately, as it seemed,
horses, chaise, and Postilion had lurched into the black murk of
the night and vanished.