Spargo, changing his clothes, washing away the dust of his journey, in
that old-fashioned lavender-scented bedroom, busied his mind in
further speculations on his plan of campaign in Market Milcaster. He
had no particularly clear plan. The one thing he was certain of was
that in the old leather box which the man whom he knew as John Marbury
had deposited with the London and Universal Safe Deposit Company, he
and Rathbury had discovered one of the old silver tickets of Market
Milcaster racecourse, and that he, Spargo, had come to Market
Milcaster, with the full approval of his editor, in an endeavour to
trace it. How was he going to set about this difficult task?
"The first thing," said Spargo to himself as he tied a new tie, "is to
have a look round. That'll be no long job."
For he had already seen as he approached the town, and as he drove from
the station to the "Yellow Dragon" Hotel, that Market Milcaster was a
very small place. It chiefly consisted of one long, wide
thoroughfare--the High Street--with smaller streets leading from it on
either side. In the High Street seemed to be everything that the town
could show--the ancient parish church, the town hall, the market cross,
the principal houses and shops, the bridge, beneath which ran the river
whereon ships had once come up to the town before its mouth, four miles
away, became impassably silted up. It was a bright, clean, little town,
but there were few signs of trade in it, and Spargo had been quick to
notice that in the "Yellow Dragon," a big, rambling old hostelry,
reminiscent of the old coaching days, there seemed to be little doing.
He had eaten a bit of lunch in the coffee-room immediately on his
arrival; the coffee-room was big enough to accommodate a hundred and
fifty people, but beyond himself, an old gentleman and his daughter,
evidently tourists, two young men talking golf, a man who looked like
an artist, and an unmistakable honeymooning couple, there was no one in
it. There was little traffic in the wide street beneath Spargo's
windows; little passage of people to and fro on the sidewalks; here a
countryman drove a lazy cow as lazily along; there a farmer in his
light cart sat idly chatting with an aproned tradesman, who had come
out of his shop to talk to him. Over everything lay the quiet of the
sunlight of the summer afternoon, and through the open windows stole a
faint, sweet scent of the new-mown hay lying in the meadows outside the
old houses.
"A veritable Sleepy Hollow," mused Spargo. "Let's go down and see if
there's anybody to talk to. Great Scott!--to think that I was in the
poisonous atmosphere of the Octoneumenoi only sixteen hours ago!"
Spargo, after losing himself in various corridors and passages, finally
landed in the wide, stone-paved hall of the old hotel, and with a sure
instinct turned into the bar-parlour which he had noticed when he
entered the place. This was a roomy, comfortable, bow-windowed
apartment, looking out upon the High Street, and was furnished and
ornamented with the usual appurtenances of country-town hotels. There
were old chairs and tables and sideboards and cupboards, which had
certainly been made a century before, and seemed likely to endure for a
century or two longer; there were old prints of the road and the chase,
and an old oil-painting or two of red-faced gentlemen in pink coats;
there were foxes' masks on the wall, and a monster pike in a glass case
on a side-table; there were ancient candlesticks on the mantelpiece and
an antique snuff-box set between them. Also there was a small,
old-fashioned bar in a corner of the room, and a new-fashioned young
woman seated behind it, who was yawning over a piece of fancy
needlework, and looked at Spargo when he entered as Andromeda may have
looked at Perseus when he made arrival at her rock. And Spargo,
treating himself to a suitable drink and choosing a cigar to accompany
it, noted the look, and dropped into the nearest chair.
"This," he remarked, eyeing the damsel with enquiry, "appears to me to
be a very quiet place."
"Quiet!" exclaimed the lady. "Quiet?"
"That," continued Spargo, "is precisely what I observed. Quiet. I see
that you agree with me. You expressed your agreement with two shades of
emphasis, the surprised and the scornful. We may conclude, thus far,
that the place is undoubtedly quiet."
The damsel looked at Spargo as if she considered him in the light of a
new specimen, and picking up her needlework she quitted the bar and
coming out into the room took a chair near his own.
"It makes you thankful to see a funeral go by here," she remarked.
"It's about all that one ever does see."
"Are there many?" asked Spargo. "Do the inhabitants die much of
inanition?"
The damsel gave Spargo another critical inspection.
"Oh, you're joking!" she said. "It's well you can. Nothing ever happens
here. This place is a back number."
"Even the back numbers make pleasant reading at times," murmured
Spargo. "And the backwaters of life are refreshing. Nothing doing in
this town, then?" he added in a louder voice.
"Nothing!" replied his companion. "It's fast asleep. I came here from
Birmingham, and I didn't know what I was coming to. In Birmingham you
see as many people in ten minutes as you see here in ten months."
"Ah!" said Spargo. "What you are suffering from is dulness. You must
have an antidote."
"Dulness!" exclaimed the damsel. "That's the right word for Market
Milcaster. There's just a few regular old customers drop in here of a
morning, between eleven and one. A stray caller looks in--perhaps
--during the afternoon. Then, at night, a lot of old fogies sit
round that end of the room and talk about old times. Old times,
indeed!--what they want in Market Milcaster is new times."
Spargo pricked up his ears.
"Well, but it's rather interesting to hear old fogies talk about old
times," he said. "I love it!"
"Then you can get as much of it as ever you want here," remarked the
barmaid. "Look in tonight any time after eight o'clock, and if you
don't know more about the history of Market Milcaster by ten than you
did when you sat down, you must be deaf. There are some old gentlemen
drop in here every night, regular as clockwork, who seem to feel that
they couldn't go to bed unless they've told each other stories about
old days which I should think they've heard a thousand times already!"
"Very old men?" asked Spargo.
"Methuselahs," replied the lady. "There's old Mr. Quarterpage, across
the way there, the auctioneer, though he doesn't do any business
now--they say he's ninety, though I'm sure you wouldn't take him for
more than seventy. And there's Mr. Lummis, further down the
street--he's eighty-one. And Mr. Skene, and Mr. Kaye--they're regular
patriarchs. I've sat here and listened to them till I believe I could
write a history of Market Milcaster since the year One."
"I can conceive of that as a pleasant and profitable occupation," said
Spargo.
He chatted a while longer in a fashion calculated to cheer the
barmaid's spirits, after which he went out and strolled around the town
until seven o'clock, the "Dragon's" hour for dinner. There were no more
people in the big coffee-room than there had been at lunch and Spargo
was glad, when his solitary meal was over, to escape to the
bar-parlour, where he took his coffee in a corner near to that sacred
part in which the old townsmen had been reported to him to sit.
"And mind you don't sit in one of their chairs," said the barmaid,
warningly. "They all have their own special chairs and their special
pipes there on that rack, and I suppose the ceiling would fall in if
anybody touched pipe or chair. But you're all right there, and you'll
hear all they've got to say."
To Spargo, who had never seen anything of the sort before, and who,
twenty-four hours previously, would have believed the thing impossible,
the proceedings of that evening in the bar-parlour of the "Yellow
Dragon" at Market Milcaster were like a sudden transference to the
eighteenth century. Precisely as the clock struck eight and a bell
began to toll somewhere in the recesses of the High Street, an old
gentleman walked in, and the barmaid, catching Spargo's eye, gave him a
glance which showed that the play was about to begin.
"Good evening, Mr. Kaye," said the barmaid. "You're first tonight."
"Evening," said Mr. Kaye and took a seat, scowled around him, and
became silent. He was a tall, lank old gentleman, clad in rusty black
clothes, with a pointed collar sticking up on both sides of his fringe
of grey whisker and a voluminous black neckcloth folded several times
round his neck, and by the expression of his countenance was inclined
to look on life severely. "Nobody been in yet?" asked Mr. Kaye. "No,
but here's Mr. Lummis and Mr. Skene," replied the barmaid.
Two more old gentlemen entered the bar-parlour. Of these, one was a
little, dapper-figured man, clad in clothes of an eminently sporting
cut, and of very loud pattern; he sported a bright blue necktie, a
flower in his lapel, and a tall white hat, which he wore at a rakish
angle. The other was a big, portly, bearded man with a Falstaffian
swagger and a rakish eye, who chaffed the barmaid as he entered, and
gave her a good-humoured chuck under the chin as he passed her. These
two also sank into chairs which seemed to have been specially designed
to meet them, and the stout man slapped the arms of his as familiarly
as he had greeted the barmaid. He looked at his two cronies.
"Well?" he said, "Here's three of us. And there's a symposium."
"Wait a bit, wait a bit," said the dapper little man. "Grandpa'll be
here in a minute. We'll start fair."
The barmaid glanced out of the window.
"There's Mr. Quarterpage coming across the street now," she announced.
"Shall I put the things on the table?"
"Aye, put them on, my dear, put them on!" commanded the fat man. "Have
all in readiness."
The barmaid thereupon placed a round table before the sacred chairs,
set out upon it a fine old punch-bowl and the various ingredients for
making punch, a box of cigars, and an old leaden tobacco-box, and she
had just completed this interesting prelude to the evening's discourse
when the door opened again and in walked one of the most remarkable old
men Spargo had ever seen. And by this time, knowing that this was the
venerable Mr. Benjamin Quarterpage, of whom Crowfoot had told him, he
took good stock of the newcomer as he took his place amongst his
friends, who on their part received him with ebullitions of delight
which were positively boyish.
Mr. Quarterpage was a youthful buck of ninety--a middle-sized,
sturdily-built man, straight as a dart, still active of limb,
clear-eyed, and strong of voice. His clean-shaven old countenance was
ruddy as a sun-warmed pippin; his hair was still only silvered; his
hand was steady as a rock. His clothes of buff-coloured whipcord were
smart and jaunty, his neckerchief as gay as if he had been going to a
fair. It seemed to Spargo that Mr. Quarterpage had a pretty long lease
of life before him even at his age.
Spargo, in his corner, sat fascinated while the old gentlemen began
their symposium. Another, making five, came in and joined them--the
five had the end of the bar-parlour to themselves. Mr. Quarterpage made
the punch with all due solemnity and ceremony; when it was ladled out
each man lighted his pipe or took a cigar, and the tongues began to
wag. Other folk came and went; the old gentlemen were oblivious of
anything but their own talk. Now and then a young gentleman of the town
dropped in to take his modest half-pint of bitter beer and to dally in
the presence of the barmaid; such looked with awe at the patriarchs: as
for the patriarchs themselves they were lost in the past.
Spargo began to understand what the damsel behind the bar meant when
she said that she believed she could write a history of Market
Milcaster since the year One. After discussing the weather, the local
events of the day, and various personal matters, the old fellows got to
reminiscences of the past, telling tale after tale, recalling incident
upon incident of long years before. At last they turned to memories of
racing days at Market Milcaster. And at that Spargo determined on a
bold stroke. Now was the time to get some information. Taking the
silver ticket from his purse, he laid it, the heraldic device
uppermost, on the palm of his hand, and approaching the group with a
polite bow, said quietly:
"Gentlemen, can any of you tell me anything about that?"