'Ye're punctual to time, Mr Brand,' said the voice of Amos. 'But
losh! man, what have ye done to your breeks! And your buits?
Ye're no just very respectable in your appearance.'
I wasn't. The confounded rocks of the Coolin had left their mark
on my shoes, which moreover had not been cleaned for a week, and
the same hills had rent my jacket at the shoulders, and torn my
trousers above the right knee, and stained every part of my apparel
with peat and lichen.
I cast myself on the bank beside Amos and lit my pipe. 'Did you
get my message?' I asked.
'Ay. It's gone on by a sure hand to the destination we ken of.
Ye've managed well, Mr Brand, but I wish ye were back in London.'
He sucked at his pipe, and the shaggy brows were pulled so low as
to hide the wary eyes. Then he proceeded to think aloud.
'Ye canna go back by Mallaig. I don't just understand why, but
they're lookin' for you down that line. It's a vexatious business
when your friends, meanin' the polis, are doing their best to upset
your plans and you no able to enlighten them. I could send word to
the Chief Constable and get ye through to London without a stop
like a load of fish from Aiberdeen, but that would be spoilin' the
fine character ye've been at such pains to construct. Na, na! Ye
maun take the risk and travel by Muirtown without ony creedentials.'
'It can't be a very big risk,' I interpolated.
'I'm no so sure. Gresson's left the Tobermory. He went by here
yesterday, on the Mallaig boat, and there was a wee blackavised
man with him that got out at the Kyle. He's there still, stoppin' at
the hotel. They ca' him Linklater and he travels in whisky. I don't
like the looks of him.'
'But Gresson does not suspect me?'
'Maybe no. But ye wouldna like him to see ye hereaways. Yon
gentry don't leave muckle to chance. Be very certain that every
man in Gresson's lot kens all about ye, and has your description
down to the mole on your chin.'
'Then they've got it wrong,' I replied.
'I was speakin' feeguratively,' said Amos. 'I was considerin' your
case the feck of yesterday, and I've brought the best I could do for
ye in the gig. I wish ye were more respectable clad, but a good
topcoat will hide defeecencies.'
From behind the gig's seat he pulled out an ancient Gladstone
bag and revealed its contents. There was a bowler of a vulgar and
antiquated style; there was a ready-made overcoat of some dark
cloth, of the kind that a clerk wears on the road to the office; there
was a pair of detachable celluloid cuffs, and there was a linen collar
and dickie. Also there was a small handcase, such as bagmen carry
on their rounds.
'That's your luggage,' said Amos with pride. 'That wee bag's full
of samples. Ye'll mind I took the precaution of measurin' ye in
Glasgow, so the things'll fit. Ye've got a new name, Mr Brand, and
I've taken a room for ye in the hotel on the strength of it. Ye're
Archibald McCaskie, and ye're travellin' for the firm o' Todd, Sons
& Brothers, of Edinburgh. Ye ken the folk? They publish wee
releegious books, that ye've bin trying to sell for Sabbath-school
prizes to the Free Kirk ministers in Skye.'
The notion amused Amos, and he relapsed into the sombre
chuckle which with him did duty for a laugh.
I put my hat and waterproof in the bag and donned the bowler
and the top-coat. They fitted fairly well. Likewise the cuffs and
collar, though here I struck a snag, for I had lost my scarf somewhere
in the Coolin, and Amos, pelican-like, had to surrender the
rusty black tie which adorned his own person. It was a queer rig,
and I felt like nothing on earth in it, but Amos was satisfied.
'Mr McCaskie, sir,' he said, 'ye're the very model of a publisher's
traveller. Ye'd better learn a few biographical details, which ye've
maybe forgotten. Ye're an Edinburgh man, but ye were some years
in London, which explains the way ye speak. Ye bide at 6, Russell
Street, off the Meadows, and ye're an elder in the Nethergate U.F.
Kirk. Have ye ony special taste ye could lead the crack on to, if
ye're engaged in conversation?'
I suggested the English classics.
'And very suitable. Ye can try poalitics, too. Ye'd better be a
Free-trader but convertit by Lloyd George. That's a common case,
and ye'll need to be by-ordinar common ... If I was you, I would
daunder about here for a bit, and no arrive at your hotel till after
dark. Then ye can have your supper and gang to bed. The Muirtown
train leaves at half-seven in the morning ... Na, ye can't come with
me. It wouldna do for us to be seen thegither. If I meet ye in the
street I'll never let on I know ye.'
Amos climbed into the gig and jolted off home. I went down to
the shore and sat among the rocks, finishing about tea-time the
remains of my provisions. In the mellow gloaming I strolled into
the clachan and got a boat to put me over to the inn. It proved to
be a comfortable place, with a motherly old landlady who showed
me to my room and promised ham and eggs and cold salmon for
supper. After a good wash, which I needed, and an honest attempt
to make my clothes presentable, I descended to the meal in a coffee-
room lit by a single dim parafin lamp.
The food was excellent, and, as I ate, my spirits rose. In two days
I should be back in London beside Blenkiron and somewhere
within a day's journey of Mary. I could picture no scene now
without thinking how Mary fitted into it. For her sake I held
Biggleswick delectable, because I had seen her there. I wasn't sure
if this was love, but it was something I had never dreamed of
before, something which I now hugged the thought of. It made the
whole earth rosy and golden for me, and life so well worth living
that I felt like a miser towards the days to come.
I had about finished supper, when I was joined by another guest.
Seen in the light of that infamous lamp, he seemed a small, alert
fellow, with a bushy, black moustache, and black hair parted in the
middle. He had fed already and appeared to be hungering for
human society.
In three minutes he had told me that he had come down from
Portree and was on his way to Leith. A minute later he had whipped
out a card on which I read 'J. J. Linklater', and in the corner the
name of Hatherwick Bros. His accent betrayed that he hailed from
the west.
'I've been up among the distilleries,' he informed me. 'It's a poor
business distillin' in these times, wi' the teetotallers yowlin' about
the nation's shame and the way to lose the war. I'm a temperate
man mysel', but I would think shame to spile decent folks' business.
If the Government want to stop the drink, let them buy us out.
They've permitted us to invest good money in the trade, and they
must see that we get it back. The other way will wreck public
credit. That's what I say. Supposin' some Labour Government
takes the notion that soap's bad for the nation? Are they goin' to
shut up Port Sunlight? Or good clothes? Or lum hats? There's no
end to their daftness if they once start on that track. A lawfu'
trade's a lawfu' trade, says I, and it's contrary to public policy to pit
it at the mercy of wheen cranks. D'ye no agree, sir? By the way, I
havena got your name?'
I told him and he rambled on.
'We're blenders and do a very high-class business, mostly foreign.
The war's hit us wi' our export trade, of course, but we're no as
bad as some. What's your line, Mr McCaskie?'
When he heard he was keenly interested.
'D'ye say so? Ye're from Todd's! Man, I was in the book business
mysel', till I changed it for something a wee bit more lucrative. I
was on the road for three years for Andrew Matheson. Ye ken the
name - Paternoster Row - I've forgotten the number. I had a kind
of ambition to start a book-sellin' shop of my own and to make
Linklater o' Paisley a big name in the trade. But I got the offer from
Hatherwick's, and I was wantin' to get married, so filthy lucre won
the day. And I'm no sorry I changed. If it hadna been for this war, I
would have been makin' four figures with my salary and
commissions ... My pipe's out. Have you one of those rare and valuable
curiosities called a spunk, Mr McCaskie?'
He was a merry little grig of a man, and he babbled on, till I
announced my intention of going to bed. If this was Amos's
bagman, who had been seen in company with Gresson, I understood
how idle may be the suspicions of a clever man. He had probably
foregathered with Gresson on the Skye boat, and wearied that
saturnine soul with his cackle.
I was up betimes, paid my bill, ate a breakfast of porridge and
fresh haddock, and walked the few hundred yards to the station. It
was a warm, thick morning, with no sun visible, and the Skye hills
misty to their base. The three coaches on the little train were nearly
filled when I had bought my ticket, and I selected a third-class
smoking carriage which held four soldiers returning from leave.
The train was already moving when a late passenger hurried
along the platform and clambered in beside me. A cheery 'Mornin',
Mr McCaskie,' revealed my fellow guest at the hotel.
We jolted away from the coast up a broad glen and then on to a
wide expanse of bog with big hills showing towards the north. It
was a drowsy day, and in that atmosphere of shag and crowded
humanity I felt my eyes closing. I had a short nap, and woke to
find that Mr Linklater had changed his seat and was now beside me.
'We'll no get a Scotsman till Muirtown,' he said. 'Have ye nothing
in your samples ye could give me to read?'
I had forgotten about the samples. I opened the case and found
the oddest collection of little books, all in gay bindings. Some were
religious, with names like Dew of Hermon and Cool Siloam; some
were innocent narratives, How Tommy saved his Pennies, A Missionary
Child in China, and Little Susie and her Uncle. There was a Life of
David Livingstone, a child's book on sea-shells, and a richly gilt
edition of the poems of one James Montgomery. I offered the
selection to Mr Linklater, who grinned and chose the Missionary
Child. 'It's not the reading I'm accustomed to,' he said. 'I like
strong meat - Hall Caine and Jack London. By the way, how d'ye
square this business of yours wi' the booksellers? When I was in
Matheson's there would have been trouble if we had dealt direct
wi' the public like you.'
The confounded fellow started to talk about the details of the
book trade, of which I knew nothing. He wanted to know on what
terms we sold 'juveniles', and what discount we gave the big
wholesalers, and what class of book we put out 'on sale'. I didn't
understand a word of his jargon, and I must have given myself
away badly, for he asked me questions about firms of which I had
never heard, and I had to make some kind of answer. I told myself
that the donkey was harmless, and that his opinion of me mattered
nothing, but as soon as I decently could I pretended to be absorbed
in the Pilgrim's Progress, a gaudy copy of which was among the
samples. It opened at the episode of Christian and Hopeful in the
Enchanted Ground, and in that stuffy carriage I presently followed
the example of Heedless and Too-Bold and fell sound asleep.
I was awakened by the train rumbling over the points of a little
moorland junction. Sunk in a pleasing lethargy, I sat with my eyes
closed, and then covertly took a glance at my companion. He had
abandoned the Missionary Child and was reading a little dun-
coloured book, and marking passages with a pencil. His face was
absorbed, and it was a new face, not the vacant, good-humoured
look of the garrulous bagman, but something shrewd, purposeful,
and formidable. I remained hunched up as if still sleeping, and tried
to see what the book was. But my eyes, good as they are, could
make out nothing of the text or title, except that I had a very
strong impression that that book was not written in the English tongue.
I woke abruptly, and leaned over to him. Quick as lightning he
slid his pencil up his sleeve and turned on me with a fatuous smile.
'What d'ye make o' this, Mr McCaskie? It's a wee book I picked
up at a roup along with fifty others. I paid five shillings for the lot.
It looks like Gairman, but in my young days they didna teach us
foreign languages.'
I took the thing and turned over the pages, trying to keep any
sign of intelligence out of my face. It was German right enough, a
little manual of hydrography with no publisher's name on it. It had
the look of the kind of textbook a Government department might
issue to its officials.
I handed it back. 'It's either German or Dutch. I'm not much of
a scholar, barring a little French and the Latin I got at Heriot's
Hospital ... This is an awful slow train, Mr Linklater.'
The soldiers were playing nap, and the bagman proposed a game
of cards. I remembered in time that I was an elder in the Nethergate
U.F. Church and refused with some asperity. After that I shut my
eyes again, for I wanted to think out this new phenomenon.
The fellow knew German - that was clear. He had also been seen
in Gresson's company. I didn't believe he suspected me, though I
suspected him profoundly. It was my business to keep strictly to
my part and give him no cause to doubt me. He was clearly
practising his own part on me, and I must appear to take him
literally on his professions. So, presently, I woke up and engaged
him in a disputatious conversation about the morality of selling
strong liquors. He responded readily, and put the case for alcohol
with much point and vehemence. The discussion interested the
soldiers, and one of them, to show he was on Linklater's side,
produced a flask and offered him a drink. I concluded by observing
morosely that the bagman had been a better man when he peddled
books for Alexander Matheson, and that put the closure on the business.
That train was a record. It stopped at every station, and in the
afternoon it simply got tired and sat down in the middle of a moor
and reflected for an hour. I stuck my head out of the window now
and then, and smelt the rooty fragrance of bogs, and when we
halted on a bridge I watched the trout in the pools of the brown
river. Then I slept and smoked alternately, and began to get
furiously hungry.
Once I woke to hear the soldiers discussing the war. There was
an argument between a lance-corporal in the Camerons and a sapper
private about some trivial incident on the Somme.
'I tell ye I was there,' said the Cameron. 'We were relievin' the
Black Watch, and Fritz was shelling the road, and we didna get up
to the line till one o'clock in the mornin'. Frae Frickout Circus to
the south end o' the High Wood is every bit o' five mile.'
'Not abune three,' said the sapper dogmatically.
'Man, I've trampit it.'
'Same here. I took up wire every nicht for a week.'
The Cameron looked moodily round the company. 'I wish there
was anither man here that kent the place. He wad bear me out.
These boys are no good, for they didna join till later. I tell ye it's
five mile.'
'Three,' said the sapper.
Tempers were rising, for each of the disputants felt his veracity
assailed. It was too hot for a quarrel and I was so drowsy that I
was heedless.
'Shut up, you fools,' I said. 'The distance is six kilometres, so
you're both wrong.'
My tone was so familiar to the men that it stopped the wrangle,
but it was not the tone of a publisher's traveller. Mr Linklater
cocked his ears.
'What's a kilometre, Mr McCaskie?' he asked blandly.
'Multiply by five and divide by eight and you get the miles.'
I was on my guard now, and told a long story of a nephew who
had been killed on the Somme, and how I had corresponded with
the War Office about his case. 'Besides,' I said, 'I'm a great student
o' the newspapers, and I've read all the books about the war. It's a
difficult time this for us all, and if you can take a serious interest in
the campaign it helps a lot. I mean working out the places on the
map and reading Haig's dispatches.'
'Just so,' he said dryly, and I thought he watched me with an
odd look in his eyes.
A fresh idea possessed me. This man had been in Gresson's
company, he knew German, he was obviously something very
different from what he professed to be. What if he were in the
employ of our own Secret Service? I had appeared out of the void
at the Kyle, and I had made but a poor appearance as a bagman,
showing no knowledge of my own trade. I was in an area interdicted
to the ordinary public; and he had good reason to keep an eye on
my movements. He was going south, and so was I; clearly we must
somehow part company.
'We change at Muirtown, don't we?' I asked. 'When does the
train for the south leave?'
He consulted a pocket timetable. 'Ten-thirty-three. There's
generally four hours to wait, for we're due in at six-fifteen. But this
auld hearse will be lucky if it's in by nine.'
His forecast was correct. We rumbled out of the hills into
haughlands and caught a glimpse of the North Sea. Then we were hung
up while a long goods train passed down the line. It was almost
dark when at last we crawled into Muirtown station and disgorged
our load of hot and weary soldiery.
I bade an ostentatious farewell to Linklater. 'Very pleased to
have met you. I'll see you later on the Edinburgh train. I'm for a
walk to stretch my legs, and a bite o' supper.' I was very determined
that the ten-thirty for the south should leave without me.
My notion was to get a bed and a meal in some secluded inn, and
walk out next morning and pick up a slow train down the line.
Linklater had disappeared towards the guard's van to find his
luggage, and the soldiers were sitting on their packs with that air of
being utterly and finally lost and neglected which characterizes the
British fighting-man on a journey. I gave up my ticket and, since I
had come off a northern train, walked unhindered into the town.
It was market night, and the streets were crowded. Blue-jackets
from the Fleet, country-folk in to shop, and every kind of military
detail thronged the pavements. Fish-hawkers were crying their
wares, and there was a tatterdemalion piper making the night
hideous at a corner. I took a tortuous route and finally fixed on a
modest-looking public-house in a back street. When I inquired for a
room I could find no one in authority, but a slatternly girl informed
me that there was one vacant bed, and that I could have ham and
eggs in the bar. So, after hitting my head violently against a cross-
beam, I stumbled down some steps and entered a frowsty little
place smelling of spilt beer and stale tobacco.
The promised ham and eggs proved impossible - there were no
eggs to be had in Muirtown that night - but I was given cold
mutton and a pint of indifferent ale. There was nobody in the place
but two farmers drinking hot whisky and water and discussing
with sombre interest the rise in the price of feeding-stuffs. I ate
my supper, and was just preparing to find the whereabouts of
my bedroom when through the street door there entered a dozen soldiers.
In a second the quiet place became a babel. The men were strictly
sober; but they were in that temper of friendliness which demands a
libation of some kind. One was prepared to stand treat; he was the
leader of the lot, and it was to celebrate the end of his leave that he
was entertaining his pals. From where I sat I could not see him, but
his voice was dominant. 'What's your fancy, jock? Beer for you,
Andra? A pint and a dram for me. This is better than vongblong
and vongrooge, Davie. Man, when I'm sittin' in those estamints, as
they ca' them, I often long for a guid Scots public.'
The voice was familiar. I shifted my seat to get a view of
the speaker, and then I hastily drew back. It was the Scots Fusilier
I had clipped on the jaw in defending Gresson after the Glasgow meeting.
But by a strange fatality he had caught sight of me.
'Whae's that i' the corner?' he cried, leaving the bar to stare at me.
Now it is a queer thing, but if you have once fought with a man, though
only for a few seconds, you remember his face, and the scrap in
Glasgow had been under a lamp. The jock recognized me well enough.
'By God!' he cried, 'if this is no a bit o' luck! Boys, here's the
man I feucht wi' in Glesca. Ye mind I telled ye about it. He laid me
oot, and it's my turn to do the same wi' him. I had a notion I was
gaun to mak' a nicht o't. There's naebody can hit Geordie Hamilton
without Geordie gettin' his ain back some day. Get up, man, for
I'm gaun to knock the heid off ye.'
I duly got up, and with the best composure I could muster
looked him in the face.
'You're mistaken, my friend. I never clapped eyes on you before,
and I never was in Glasgow in my life.'
'That's a damned lee,' said the Fusilier. 'Ye're the man, and if
ye're no, ye're like enough him to need a hidin'!'
'Confound your nonsense!' I said. 'I've no quarrel with you, and
I've better things to do than be scrapping with a stranger
in a public-house.'
'Have ye sae? Well, I'll learn ye better. I'm gaun to hit ye, and
then ye'll hae to fecht whether ye want it or no. Tam, haud my
jacket, and see that my drink's no skailed.'
This was an infernal nuisance, for a row here would bring in the
police, and my dubious position would be laid bare. I thought of
putting up a fight, for I was certain I could lay out the jock a
second time, but the worst of that was that I did not know where
the thing would end. I might have to fight the lot of them, and that
meant a noble public shindy. I did my best to speak my opponent
fair. I said we were all good friends and offered to stand drinks for
the party. But the Fusilier's blood was up and he was spoiling for a
row, ably abetted by his comrades. He had his tunic off now and
was stamping in front of me with doubled fists.
I did the best thing I could think of in the circumstances. My
seat was close to the steps which led to the other part of the inn. I
grabbed my hat, darted up them, and before they realized what I
was doing had bolted the door behind me. I could hear
pandemonium break loose in the bar.
I slipped down a dark passage to another which ran at right
angles to it, and which seemed to connect the street door of the inn
itself with the back premises. I could hear voices in the little hall,
and that stopped me short.
One of them was Linklater's, but he was not talking as Linklater
had talked. He was speaking educated English. I heard another
with a Scots accent, which I took to be the landlord's, and a third
which sounded like some superior sort of constable's, very prompt
and official. I heard one phrase, too, from Linklater - 'He calls
himself McCaskie.' Then they stopped, for the turmoil from the bar
had reached the front door. The Fusilier and his friends were
looking for me by the other entrance.
The attention of the men in the hall was distracted, and that gave
me a chance. There was nothing for it but the back door. I slipped
through it into a courtyard and almost tumbled over a tub of water.
I planted the thing so that anyone coming that way would fall over
it. A door led me into an empty stable, and from that into a lane. It
was all absurdly easy, but as I started down the lane I heard a
mighty row and the sound of angry voices. Someone had gone into
the tub and I hoped it was Linklater. I had taken a liking to the
Fusilier jock.
There was the beginning of a moon somewhere, but that lane
was very dark. I ran to the left, for on the right it looked like a
cul-de-sac. This brought me into a quiet road of two-storied cottages
which showed at one end the lights of a street. So I took the other
way, for I wasn't going to have the whole population of Muirtown
on the hue-and-cry after me. I came into a country lane, and I also
came into the van of the pursuit, which must have taken a short
cut. They shouted when they saw me, but I had a small start, and legged
it down that road in the belief that I was making for open country.
That was where I was wrong. The road took me round to the
other side of the town, and just when I was beginning to think I
had a fair chance I saw before me the lights of a signal-box and a
little to the left of it the lights of the station. In half an hour's time
the Edinburgh train would be leaving, but I had made that impossible.
Behind me I could hear the pursuers, giving tongue like hound puppies,
for they had attracted some pretty drunken gentlemen to their party.
I was badly puzzled where to turn, when I noticed outside the
station a long line of blurred lights, which could only mean a train
with the carriage blinds down. It had an engine attached and seemed
to be waiting for the addition of a couple of trucks to start. It was a
wild chance, but the only one I saw. I scrambled across a piece of
waste ground, climbed an embankment and found myself on the
metals. I ducked under the couplings and got on the far side of the
train, away from the enemy.
Then simultaneously two things happened. I heard the yells of
my pursuers a dozen yards off, and the train jolted into motion. I
jumped on the footboard, and looked into an open window. The
compartment was packed with troops, six a side and two men
sitting on the floor, and the door was locked. I dived headforemost
through the window and landed on the neck of a weary warrior
who had just dropped off to sleep.
While I was falling I made up my mind on my conduct. I must
be intoxicated, for I knew the infinite sympathy of the British
soldier towards those thus overtaken. They pulled me to my feet,
and the man I had descended on rubbed his skull and blasphemously
demanded explanations.
'Gen'lmen,' I hiccoughed, 'I 'pologize. I was late for this bl-blighted train and
I mus' be in E'inburgh 'morrow or I'll get the
sack. I 'pologize. If I've hurt my friend's head, I'll kiss it and make
it well.'
At this there was a great laugh. 'Ye'd better accept, Pete,' said
one. 'It's the first time anybody ever offered to kiss your ugly heid.'
A man asked me who I was, and I appeared to be searching for
a card-case.
'Losht,' I groaned. 'Losht, and so's my wee bag and I've bashed
my po' hat. I'm an awful sight, gen'lmen - an awful warning to be
in time for trains. I'm John Johnstone, managing clerk to Messrs
Watters, Brown & Elph'stone, 923 Charl'tte Street, E'inburgh. I've
been up north seein' my mamma.'
'Ye should be in France,' said one man.
'Wish't I was, but they wouldn't let me. "Mr Johnstone," they
said, "ye're no dam good. Ye've varicose veins and a bad heart,"
they said. So I says, "Good mornin', gen'lmen. Don't blame me if
the country's ru'ned". That's what I said.'
I had by this time occupied the only remaining space left on the
floor. With the philosophy of their race the men had accepted my
presence, and were turning again to their own talk. The train had
got up speed, and as I judged it to be a special of some kind I
looked for few stoppings. Moreover it was not a corridor carriage,
but one of the old-fashioned kind, so I was safe for a time from the
unwelcome attention of conductors. I stretched my legs below the
seat, rested my head against the knees of a brawny gunner, and
settled down to make the best of it.
My reflections were not pleasant. I had got down too far below
the surface, and had the naked feeling you get in a dream when you
think you have gone to the theatre in your nightgown. I had had
three names in two days, and as many characters. I felt as if I had
no home or position anywhere, and was only a stray dog with
everybody's hand and foot against me. It was an ugly sensation,
and it was not redeemed by any acute fear or any knowledge of
being mixed up in some desperate drama. I knew I could easily go
on to Edinburgh, and when the police made trouble, as they would,
a wire to Scotland Yard would settle matters in a couple of hours.
There wasn't a suspicion of bodily danger to restore my dignity.
The worst that could happen would be that Ivery would hear of my
being befriended by the authorities, and the part I had settled to
play would be impossible. He would certainly hear. I had the
greatest respect for his intelligence service.
Yet that was bad enough. So far I had done well. I had put
Gresson off the scent. I had found out what Bullivant wanted to
know, and I had only to return unostentatiously to London to have
won out on the game. I told myself all that, but it didn't cheer my
spirits. I was feeling mean and hunted and very cold about the feet.
But I have a tough knuckle of obstinacy in me which makes me
unwilling to give up a thing till I am fairly choked off it. The
chances were badly against me. The Scottish police were actively
interested in my movements and would be ready to welcome me at
my journey's end. I had ruined my hat, and my clothes, as Amos
had observed, were not respectable. I had got rid of a four-days'
beard the night before, but had cut myself in the process, and what
with my weather-beaten face and tangled hair looked liker a tinker
than a decent bagman. I thought with longing of my portmanteau
in the Pentland Hotel, Edinburgh, and the neat blue serge suit and
the clean linen that reposed in it. It was no case for a subtle game,
for I held no cards. Still I was determined not to chuck in my hand
till I was forced to. If the train stopped anywhere I would get out,
and trust to my own wits and the standing luck of the British Army
for the rest.
The chance came just after dawn, when we halted at a little
junction. I got up yawning and tried to open the door, till I
remembered it was locked. Thereupon I stuck my legs out of the
window on the side away from the platform, and was immediately
seized upon by a sleepy Seaforth who thought I contemplated suicide.
'Let me go,' I said. 'I'll be back in a jiffy.'
'Let him gang, jock,' said another voice. 'Ye ken what a man's
like when he's been on the bash. The cauld air'll sober him.'
I was released, and after some gymnastics dropped on the metals
and made my way round the rear of the train. As I clambered on
the platform it began to move, and a face looked out of one of
the back carriages. It was Linklater and he recognized me. He tried
to get out, but the door was promptly slammed by an indignant
porter. I heard him protest, and he kept his head out till the train
went round the curve. That cooked my goose all right. He would
wire to the police from the next station.
Meantime in that clean, bare, chilly place there was only one
traveller. He was a slim young man, with a kit-bag and a gun-case.
His clothes were beautiful, a green Homburg hat, a smart green
tweed overcoat, and boots as brightly polished as a horse chestnut.
I caught his profile as he gave up his ticket and to my amazement I
recognized it.
The station-master looked askance at me as I presented myself,
dilapidated and dishevelled, to the official gaze. I tried to speak in a
tone of authority.
'Who is the man who has just gone out?'
'Whaur's your ticket?'
'I had no time to get one at Muirtown, and as you see I have left
my luggage behind me. Take it out of that pound and I'll come
back for the change. I want to know if that was Sir Archibald Roylance.'
He looked suspiciously at the note. 'I think that's the name. He's
a captain up at the Fleein' School. What was ye wantin' with him?'
I charged through the booking-office and found my man about
to enter a big grey motor-car.
'Archie,' I cried and beat him on the shoulders.
He turned round sharply. 'What the devil -! Who are you?'
And then recognition crept into his face and he gave a joyous
shout. 'My holy aunt! The General disguised as Charlie Chaplin! Can
I drive you anywhere, sir?'