With the severe Auld Lichts the Sabbath began at six o'clock on
Saturday evening. By that time the gleaming shuttle was at rest,
Davie Haggart had strolled into the village from his pile of stones
in the Whunny road; Hendry Robb, the "dummy," had sold his last
barrowful of "rozetty (resiny) roots" for firewood; and the people,
having tranquilly supped and soused their faces in their water-pails,
slowly donned their Sunday clothes. This ceremony was common to all;
but here divergence set in. The gray Auld Licht, to whom love was not
even a name, sat in his high-backed arm-chair by the hearth, Bible or
"Pilgrim's Progress" in hand, occasionally lapsing into slumber.
But--though, when they got the chance, they went willingly three
times to the kirk--there were young men in the community so flighty
that, instead of dozing at home on Saturday night, they dandered
casually into the square, and, forming into knots at the corners,
talked solemnly and mysteriously of women.
Not even, on the night preceding his wedding was an Auld Licht ever known
to stay out after ten o'clock. So weekly conclaves at street-corners came
to an end at a comparatively early hour, one Coelebs after another
shuffling silently from the square until it echoed, deserted, to the
town-house clock. The last of the gallants, gradually discovering that
he was alone, would look around him musingly, and, taking in the
situation, slowly wend his way home. On no other night of the week was
frivolous talk about the softer sex indulged in, the Auld Lichts being
creatures of habit, who never thought of smiling on a Monday. Long
before they reached their teens they were earning their keep as herds
in the surrounding glens or filling "pirns" for their parents; but they
were generally on the brink of twenty before they thought seriously of
matrimony. Up to that time they only trifled with the other sex's
affections at a distance--filling a maid's water-pails, perhaps, when
no one was looking, or carrying her wob; at the recollection of which
they would slap their knees almost jovially on Saturday night. A wife
was expected to assist at the loom as well as to be cunning in the
making of marmalade and the firing of bannocks, and there was
consequently some heartburning among the lads for maids of skill and
muscle. The Auld Licht, however, who meant marriage seldom loitered
in the streets. By-and-bye there came a time when the clock looked
down through its cracked glass upon the hemmed-in square and saw him
not. His companions, gazing at each other's boots, felt that
something was going on, but made no remark.
A month ago, passing through the shabby, familiar square, I brushed
against a withered old man tottering down the street under a load of
yarn. It was piled on a wheelbarrow, which his feeble hands could
not have raised but for the rope of yarn that supported it from his
shoulders; and though Auld Licht was written on his patient eyes, I
did not immediately recognize Jamie Whamond. Years ago Jamie was a
sturdy weaver and fervent lover, whom I had the right to call my
friend. Turn back the century a few decades, and we are together on
a moonlight night, taking a short cut through the fields from the
farm of Craigiebuckle. Buxom were Craigiebuckle's "dochters," and
Jamie was Janet's accepted suitor. It was a muddy road through damp
grass, and we picked our way silently over its ruts and pools. "I'm
thinkin'," Jamie said at last, a little wistfully, "that I micht hae
been as weel wi' Chirsty." Chirsty was Janet's sister, and Jamie had
first thought of her. Craigiebuckle, however, strongly advised him
to take Janet instead, and he consented. Alack! heavy wobs have
taken all the grace from Janet's shoulders this many a year, though
she and Jamie go bravely down the hill together. Unless they pass
the allotted span of life, the "poors-house" will never know them.
As for bonny Chirsty, she proved a flighty thing, and married a
deacon in the Established Church. The Auld Lichts groaned over her
fall, Craigiebuckle hung his head, and the minister told her sternly
to go her way. But a few weeks afterward Lang Tammas, the chief
elder, was observed talking with her for an hour in Gowrie's close;
and the very next Sabbath Chirsty pushed her husband in triumph into
her father's pew. The minister, though completely taken by surprise,
at once referred to the stranger, in a prayer of great length, as a
brand that might yet be plucked from the burning. Changing his text,
he preached at him; Lang Tammas, the precentor, and the whole
congregation (Chirsty included) sang at him; and before he exactly
realized his position he had become an Auld Licht for life.
Chirsty's triumph was complete when, next week, in broad daylight,
too, the minister's wife called, and (in the presence of Betsy Munn,
who vouches for the truth of the story) graciously asked her to come
up to the manse on Thursday, at 4 P.M., and drink a dish of tea.
Chirsty, who knew her position, of course begged modestly to be
excused; but a coolness arose over the invitation between her and
Janet--who felt slighted--that was only made up at the laying-out of
Chirsty's father-in-law, to which Janet was pleasantly invited.
When they had red up the house, the Auld Licht lassies sat in the
gloaming at their doors on three-legged stools, patiently knitting
stockings. To them came stiff-limbed youths who, with a "Blawy nicht,
Jeanie" (to which the inevitable answer was, "It is so, Cha-rles"),
rested their shoulders on the doorpost, and silently followed with
their eyes the flashing needles. Thus the courtship began--often to
ripen promptly into marriage, at other times to go no farther. The
smooth-haired maids, neat in their simple wrappers, knew they were
on their trial, and that it behoved them to be wary. They had not
compassed twenty winters without knowing that Marget Todd lost Davie
Haggart because she "fittit" a black stocking with brown worsted,
and that Finny's grieve turned from Bell Whamond on account of the
frivolous flowers in her bonnet: and yet Bell's prospects, as I
happen to know, at one time looked bright and promising. Sitting
over her father's peat-fire one night gossiping with him about
fishing-flies and tackle, I noticed the grieve, who had dropped in
by appointment with some ducks' eggs on which Bell's clockin' hen
was to sit, performing some sleight-of-hand trick with his coat-sleeve.
Craftily he jerked and twisted it, till his own photograph (a black
smudge on white) gradually appeared to view. This he gravely slipped
into the hands of the maid of his choice, and then took his departure,
apparently much relieved. Had not Bell's light-headedness driven him
away, the grieve would have soon followed up his gift with an offer
of his hand. Some night Bell would have "seen him to the door," and
they would have stared sheepishly at each other before saying
good-night. The parting salutation given, the grieve would still
have stood his ground, and Bell would have waited with him. At last,
"Will ye hae's, Bell?" would have dropped from his half-reluctant
lips; and Bell would have mumbled, "Ay," with her thumb in her mouth.
"Guid nicht to ye, Bell," would be the next remark--"Guid nicht to
ye, Jeames," the answer; the humble door would close softly, and Bell
and her lad would have been engaged. But, as it was, their attachment
never got beyond the silhouette stage, from which, in the ethics of
the Auld Lichts, a man can draw back in certain circumstances without
loss of honor. The only really tender thing I ever heard an Auld Licht
lover say to his sweetheart was when Gowrie's brother looked softly
into Easie Tamson's eyes and whispered, "Do you swite (sweat)?" Even
then the effect was produced more by the loving cast in Gowrie's eye
than by the tenderness of the words themselves.
The courtships were sometimes of long duration, but as soon as the
young man realized that he was courting he proposed. Cases were not
wanting in which he realized this for himself, but as a rule he had
to be told of it.
There were a few instances of weddings among the Auld Lichts that
did not take place on Friday. Betsy Munn's brother thought to assert
his two coal-carts, about which he was sinfully puffed up, by
getting married early in the week; but he was a pragmatical feckless
body, Jamie. The foreigner from York that Finny's grieve after
disappointing Jinny Whamond took, sought to sow the seeds of strife
by urging that Friday was an unlucky day; and I remember how the
minister, who was always great in a crisis, nipped the bickering in
the bud by adducing the conclusive fact that he had been married on
the sixth day of the week himself. It was a judicious policy on Mr.
Dishart's part to take vigorous action at once and insist on the
solemnization of the marriage on a Friday or not at all, for he best
kept superstition out of the congregation by branding it as heresy.
Perhaps the Auld Lichts were only ignorant of the grieve's lass'
theory because they had not thought of it. Friday's claims, too,
were incontrovertible; for the Saturday's being a slack day gave the
couple an opportunity to put their but and ben in order, and on
Sabbath they had a gay day of it--three times at the kirk. The
honeymoon over, the racket of the loom began again on the Monday.
The natural politeness of the Allardice family gave me my invitation
to Tibbie's wedding. I was taking tea and cheese early one wintry
afternoon with the smith and his wife, when little Joey Todd in his
Sabbath clothes peered in at the passage, and then knocked primly at
the door. Andra forgot himself, and called out to him to come in by;
but Jess frowned him into silence, and, hastily donning her black
mutch, received Willie on the threshold. Both halves of the door
were open, and the visitor had looked us over carefully before
knocking; but he had come with the compliments of Tibbie's mother,
requesting the pleasure of Jess and her man that evening to the
lassie's marriage with Sam'l Todd, and the knocking at the door was
part of the ceremony. Five minutes afterward Joey returned to beg a
moment of me in the passage; when I, too, got my invitation. The lad
had just received, with an expression of polite surprise, though he
knew he could claim it as his right, a slice of crumbling
shortbread, and taken his staid departure, when Jess cleared the
tea-things off the table, remarking simply that it was a mercy we
had not got beyond the first cup. We then retired to dress.
About six o'clock, the time announced for the ceremony, I elbowed my
way through the expectant throng of men, women, and children that
already besieged the smith's door. Shrill demands of "Toss, toss!"
rent the air every time Jess' head showed on the window-blind, and
Andra hoped, as I pushed open the door, "that I hadna forgotten my
bawbees." Weddings were celebrated among the Auld Lichts by showers
of ha'pence, and the guests on their way to the bride's house had to
scatter to the hungry rabble like housewives feeding poultry. Willie
Todd, the best man, who had never come out so strong in his life
before, slipped through the back window, while the crowd, led on by
Kitty McQueen, seethed in front, and making a bolt for it to the
"'Sosh," was back in a moment with a handful of small change. "Dinna
toss ower lavishly at first," the smith whispered me nervously, as
we followed Jess and Willie into the darkening wynd.
The guests were packed hot and solemn in Johnny Allardice's "room:"
the men anxious to surrender their seats to the ladies who happened
to be standing, but too bashful to propose it; the ham and the fish
frizzling noisily side by side but the house, and hissing out every
now and then to let all whom it might concern know that Janet Craik
was adding more water to the gravy. A better woman never lived; but,
oh, the hypocrisy of the face that beamed greeting to the guests as
if it had nothing to do but politely show them in, and gasped next
moment with upraised arms over what was nearly a fall in crockery.
When Janet sped to the door her "spleet new" merino dress fell, to
the pulling of a string, over her home-made petticoat, like the
drop-scene in a theatre, and rose as promptly when she returned to
slice the bacon. The murmur of admiration that filled the room when
she entered with the minister was an involuntary tribute to the
spotlessness of her wrapper and a great triumph for Janet. If there
is an impression that the dress of the Auld Lichts was on all
occasions as sombre as their faces, let it be known that the bride
was but one of several in "whites," and that Mag Munn had only at
the last moment been dissuaded from wearing flowers. The minister,
the Auld Lichts congratulated themselves, disapproved of all such
decking of the person and bowing of the head to idols; but on such
an occasion he was not expected to observe it. Bell Whamond,
however, has reason for knowing that, marriages or no marriages, he
drew the line at curls.
By-and-bye Sam'l Todd, looking a little dazed, was pushed into the
middle of the room to Tibbie's side, and the minister raised his
voice in prayer. All eyes closed reverently, except perhaps the
bridegroom's, which seemed glazed and vacant. It was an open
question in the community whether Mr. Dishart did not miss his
chance at weddings; the men shaking their heads over the comparative
brevity of the ceremony, the women worshipping him (though he never
hesitated to rebuke them when they showed it too openly) for the
urbanity of his manners. At that time, however, only a minister of
such experience as Mr. Dishart's predecessor could lead up to a
marriage in prayer without inadvertently joining the couple; and the
catechizing was mercifully brief. Another prayer followed the union;
the minister waived his right to kiss the bride; every one looked at
every other one as if he had for the moment forgotten what he was on
the point of saying and found it very annoying; and Janet signed
frantically to Willie Todd, who nodded intelligently in reply, but
evidently had no idea what she meant. In time Johnny Allardice, our
host, who became more and more and doited as the night proceeded,
remembered his instructions, and led the way to the kitchen, where
the guests, having politely informed their hostess that they were
not hungry, partook of a hearty tea. Mr. Dishart presided, with the
bride and bridegroom near him; but though he tried to give an
agreeable turn to the conversation by describing the extensions at
the cemetery, his personality oppressed us, and we only breathed
freely when he rose to go. Yet we marvelled at his versatility. In
shaking hands with the newly married couple the minister reminded
them that it was leap-year, and wished them "three hundred and
sixty-six happy and God-fearing days."
Sam'l's station being too high for it, Tibbie did not have a penny
wedding, which her thrifty mother bewailed, penny weddings starting
a couple in life. I can recall nothing more characteristic of the
nation from which the Auld Lichts sprang than the penny wedding,
where the only revellers that were not out of pocket by it were the
couple who gave the entertainment. The more the guests ate and drank
the better, pecuniarily, for their hosts. The charge for admission
to the penny wedding (practically to the feast that followed it)
varied in different districts, but with us it was generally a
shilling. Perhaps the penny extra to the fiddler accounts for the
name penny wedding. The ceremony having been gone through in the
bride's house, there was an adjournment to a barn or other
convenient place of meeting, where was held the nuptial feast; long
white boards from Rob Angus' saw-mill, supported on trestles, stood
in lieu of tables; and those of the company who could not find a
seat waited patiently against the wall for a vacancy. The shilling
gave every guest the free run of the groaning board; but though
fowls were plentiful, and even white bread too, little had been spent
on them. The farmers of the neighborhood, who looked forward to
providing the young people with drills of potatoes for the coming
winter, made a bid for their custom by sending them a fowl gratis
for the marriage supper. It was popularly understood to be the oldest
cock of the farmyard, but for all that it made a brave appearance in
a shallow sea of soup. The fowls were always boiled--without
exception, so far as my memory carries me; the guid-wife never having
the heart to roast them, and so lose the broth. One round of
whiskey-and-water was all the drink to which his shilling entitled
the guest. If he wanted more he had to pay for it. There was much
revelry, with song and dance, that no stranger could have thought
those stiff-limbed weavers capable of; and the more they shouted and
whirled through the barn, the more their host smiled and rubbed his
hands. He presided at the bar improvised for the occasion, and if
the thing was conducted with spirit his bride flung an apron over
her gown and helped him. I remember one elderly bridegroom who,
having married a blind woman, had to do double work at his penny
wedding. It was a sight to see him flitting about the torch-lit
barn, with a kettle of hot water in one hand and a besom to sweep
up crumbs in the other.
Though Sam'l had no penny wedding, however, we made a night of it at
his marriage.
Wedding-chariots were not in those days, though I know of Auld
Lichts being conveyed to marriages nowadays by horses with white
ears. The tea over, we formed in couples, and--the best man with the
bride, the bridegroom with the best maid, leading the way--marched
in slow procession in the moonlight night to Tibbie's new home,
between lines of hoarse and eager onlookers. An attempt was made by
an itinerant musician to head the company with his fiddle; but
instrumental music, even in the streets, was abhorrent to sound Auld
Lichts, and the minister had spoken privately to Willie Todd on the
subject. As a consequence, Peter was driven from the ranks. The last
thing I saw that night, as we filed, bareheaded and solemn, into the
newly married couple's house, was Kitty McQueen's vigorous arm, in a
dishevelled sleeve, pounding a pair of urchins who had got between
her and a muddy ha'penny.
That night there was revelry and boisterous mirth (or what the Auld
Lichts took for such) in Tibbie's kitchen. At eleven o'clock Davit
Lunan cracked a joke. Davie Haggart, in reply to Bell Dundas'
request, gave a song of distinctly secular tendencies. The bride
(who had carefully taken off her wedding-gown on getting home and
donned a wrapper) coquettishly let the bridegroom's father hold her
hand. In Auld Licht circles, when one of the company was offered
whiskey and refused it, the others, as if pained even at the offer,
pushed it from them as a thing abhorred. But Davie Haggart set
another example on this occasion, and no one had the courage to
refuse to follow it. We sat late round the dying fire, and it was
only Willie Todd's scandalous assertion (he was but a boy) about his
being able to dance that induced us to think of moving. In the
community, I understand, this marriage is still memorable as the
occasion on which Bell Whamond laughed in the minister's face.