Fortunately for the unhappy Felix the horse walked away from the
hotel in an orderly fashion, and soon they gained the highway
leading to the resort the party wished to visit.
Had the dude left the horse alone all might have gone well. But
he deemed it necessary to pull on first one line and then the
other, which kept the carriage in a meandering course.
"I don't think, Mr. Gussing, that you can be much used to
driving," said one of the young ladies, presently.
"That's a fact," answered the dude.
"Why don't you keep to the right of the road?"
"Well,--er--the fact is, this horse is a very difficult one to
drive. I don't believe I ever drove one which was more so."
As this was the first horse Mr. Gussing had ever driven, this
assertion was true in every particular.
"Oh, I can't travel so slow!" cried one of the young ladies, and
seized the whip, and before Felix could stop her, used it on the
steed.
The effect was magical. The horse started up like a racer, and
tore through the street as if trying to win a race for a thousand
dollars.
The dude clung to the reins in the wildest terror. To his
frenzied imagination it seemed that his final hour was
approaching.
"Whoa!" he screamed, jerking on the lines. "Stop, you crazy
beast! Stop, before we all get killed!"
But the horse only went the faster. And now, to increase his
alarm, he saw a buggy approaching from the opposite direction.
It contained one of the town lawyers, Silas Simms by name.
"We shall run into that buggy!" screamed the fair Belle. "Oh,
Mr. Gussing, be careful!"
A moment later the two turnouts came together with a crash, and
one wheel was torn from the buggy and the town lawyer pitched out
headlong to the ground. Then on went the carriage with the dude
and the two young ladies, at a faster pace than ever.
"Let me jump out!" screamed one of the ladies.
"No, not yet! You'll be killed, Grace," answered Belle.
"Then stop the carriage!"
Alas, the poor Felix was already doing his best to stop the
horse. But his jerkings on the reins only added to the horse's
wildness.
Not far along the road was a good sized brook, spanned by a neat
wooden bridge. As the carriage neared the bridge, Felix pulled
on the wrong rein once again. The horse turned from the road
proper, and descended full speed into the stream itself.
"Oh, now we'll be drowned!" shrieked Grace.
But she was mistaken. The stream was easily fordable, so there
was no danger on that score. But the rate at which they were
impelled through the water naturally created no inconsiderable
splashing, so that on emerging on the other side the dude, as
well as the young ladies, were well drenched.
To the great joy of Felix the contact with the water cooled the
ardor of the steed, so that he resumed the journey at a far more
moderate rate of speed.
"Wasn't it just glorious!" cried Belle, who, after the danger
seemed past, grew enthusiastic. "What a noble animal!"
"Glorious?" echoed the dude. "I don't care much about such
glory. As for the noble animal--I--er--I wish he was hung!
That's the best he deserves."
The dude spoke bitterly, for the spell of terror was still on
him. Had he consulted his own wishes he would have leaped from
the carriage and left the ladies to their fate.
But the thought of the bewitching Belle made him keep his seat,
and he resolved that if he must die he would do it like a martyr.
The horse went on, and at last they neared the end of the short
journey. But here a new obstacle presented itself. There was a
big fence and a gate, and the gate was tight shut.
As they could not enter the grounds without opening the gate, the
dude got down out of the carriage. He did not hand the reins to
either of the ladies but laid them over the dashboard.
The instant the gate was swung open the steed darted forward, and
brought up with a jerk against a post that happened to be in the
way. Here he reared and plunged, causing the young ladies to
scream "murder" at the top of their voices.
"Oh, my! Oh, dear me!" bawled Felix, and took refuge behind a
neighboring hedge. "The horse has gone crazy! He'll bite
somebody next!"
The cries reached some men who were not far off, and they came
running to the assistance of the party. One caught the steed by
the bridle and soon had him quieted down.
"I'll never drive that horse again!" said the dude. "Not for a
million dollars!"
"How are we to get home?" queried Belle.
"I'll drive you," said one of the men. "I know this horse. He
used to belong to Bill Perkins. I know how to handle him."
"Then do so," answered Felix, "and I'll pay you two dollars."
The man was as good as his word, and to Felix's astonishment he
made the horse go back to the hotel without the slightest mishap.
Then the horse was put in the stable, the dude paid the bill, and
the party separated.
"I shall never drive again, never!" declared the dude to himself,
and it may be added that he kept his word.
"I hope you had a nice drive," said Joe, when he met Felix that
evening.
"It was beastly, don't you know," was the answer. "That horse
was a terribly vicious creature."
"He looked to be gentle enough when he started off."
"I think he is a crazy horse."
"By the way, Mr. Gussing, Mr. Silas Simms was looking for you."
"You mean that lawyer who drives the spotted white horse?"
"Yes."
Felix gave a groan.
"He says he wants damages."
"It wasn't my fault that the horse ran into him."
"Well, he is very angry about it, anyway," said our hero.
Early the next morning Felix Gussing received a communication
from the lawyer. It was in the following terms:--
"MR. GUSSING. Sir:--In consequence of your reckless driving
yesterday, I was thrown from my carriage, receiving a contusion
on my shoulder and other injuries. My carriage was also nearly
ruined. If you choose to make a race-course of the public
highways you must abide the consequences. The damage I have
sustained I cannot estimate at less than one hundred and fifty
dollars. Indemnify me for that and I will go no further.
Otherwise, I shall be compelled to resort to legal action.
"SILAS SIMMS, Atty.
Felix read the letter several times and his knees shook visibly.
He did not want to pay over such an amount, yet it struck him
with terror when he thought he might possibly be arrested for
fast driving. He went to see Mr. Silas Simms.
"I am very sorry," he began.
"Have you come to pay?" demanded the attorney, curtly.
"Well--er--the fact is--don't you think you are asking rather a
stiff price, Mr. Simms?"
"Not at all! Not at all, sir! I ought to have placed the damages
at three hundred!"
"I'll give you fifty dollars and call it square."
"No, sir, a hundred and fifty! Not a penny less, not one penny!
Look at my nose, sir-- all scratched! And my ear! Not a penny
less than one hundred and fifty dollars!" And the lawyer pounded
on his desk with his fist.
"All right then, I'll pay you, but you must give me a receipt in
full," answered the dude.
He had to wait until the bank opened, that he might cash a check,
and then he paid over the amount demanded. The lawyer drew up a
legal paper discharging him from all further obligations. Felix
read it with care and stowed it in his pocket.
"And now let me give you some advice, Mr. Gussing," said the
lawyer, after the transaction was concluded. "Don't drive such a
wild horse again."
"Depend upon it, I never shall," answered the dude. "It costs
too much!" he added, with a faint smile.
"Are you well acquainted with horses?"
"No."
"Then you had better leave them alone altogether."
"I have already made up my mind to do so."