"I'm only a beginner," mused Phil Forrest, as his car spun along
at a sixty-mile gait. "And I'm green, and I have a whole lot to
learn, but if Bob Tripp catches up with Car Three, now, he will
have to travel some!"
The next town was made quite early in the afternoon.
Phil, however, did not settle down to wait for another day.
He had wired the liveryman in the next town to meet his car,
so, immediately upon arrival, he bundled his billposters off on
the country routes.
"Work as far as you can before dark, then find places to sleep
at a farmhouse. Do the best you can. We must be out of these
yards before noon tomorrow, and as much earlier as possible.
If you can post by moonlight do it, even if you have to wake
the farmers up along the line to get permission."
The men were well-nigh exhausted, but they rose manfully to
the occasion. They realized that there was a master hand over
them, even if it were the hand of a boy inexperienced in their
line of work.
No manager had ever reeled off work at such a dizzy pace as Phil
Forrest was doing. It challenged their admiration and made them
forget their weariness.
The country routes started, Phil set his lithographers at work.
The men kept at it until nearly midnight. They had completed
their work in the town and in the meantime Phil and Teddy had
squared the hits, as they are called--the places where the
banners were to be tacked up--all ready for the banner men to
get to work when they arrived in town next morning, or late
that night.
They arrived about midnight, but the other car did not come on
the train with them. They brought the information that the train
was a limited one, and would not carry the rival car. Bob Tripp
would not be able to get through until sometime the
next forenoon.
Phil felt like throwing up his hat and shouting with delight,
but his dignity as a car manager would not permit him to do so.
No such limitations were imposed upon Teddy Tucker, however,
and Teddy whooped it up for all that was in him.
All hands were weary when they turned in that night. At about
eleven o'clock the following morning, the country billposters
came in, having completed their routes. Phil had made his
arrangements to have his car hauled over the road by a special
engine, and shortly after noon Car Three was again on its way,
every man on board rejoicing over the drubbing they had given
their rival.
Phil Forrest was a hero in their eyes. Not a man of that crew,
now, but who would go through fire for him, if need be!
That afternoon the same plan was followed, Phil driving his men
out to their work.
"I am sorry, boys," he said. "I don't like to drive you like
this, but we've simply got to shake off Tripp and his crew.
In a day or so we will be straightened around again so we can
settle down to our regular routine, unless, perhaps, we run
into more trouble. You have all done nobly. If it hadn't
been for you I should have been whipped to a standstill by
that other outfit."
"Not you," growled the Missing Link. "They don't grow the kind
that can whip the likes of you," in which sentiment the entire
crew concurred.
No more was seen of Bob Tripp and his men on that run.
Tripp heard from his general agent, however, with a call-down
that made his head ache. The general agent kept the telegraph
wires hot for twenty-four hours, and in the end, sent another
car ahead of Tripp into the territory that Phil Forrest and
his men were working.
Phil, of course, was not aware of this at the time, but he found
it out before long.
His car had slipped over into Kansas, by this time, and the crew
were now working their way over the prairies.
"It seems to me that it is time you were attending to your press
work, Teddy Tucker," said Phil on the following day. "You have
not called at a newspaper office since we started under the
new arrangement."
"Nope," admitted Teddy.
"Why not?"
"Why, do you think?"
"I am sure I do not know."
"Well, you ought to, seeing you have been keeping me running my
legs off twenty-four and a half hours out of every day."
"You have been pretty busy, that is a fact. But you had better
start in today. You have plenty of time this afternoon to attend
to that work."
"What shall I tell them?"
"Oh, tell them a funny story. Make them laugh, and they will do
the rest."
"But I don't know any funny stories."
"Tell them the story of your life as a circus boy. That will be
funny enough to make a hyena laugh."
"Ho, ho!" exploded Teddy. "It is a joke. He who laughs first
laughs last."
"You mean 'he who laughs last laughs best,'" corrected Phil,
smiling broadly.
"Well, maybe. Something of the sort," grinned the Circus Boy.
"And look here, Teddy!"
"Yes?"
"Have you written to Mr. Sparling yet, as he requested you
to do?"
"No."
"And why not?"
"Same reason."
"You must write to him every day, no matter how busy you are.
Sit up a little later every night; go without a meal if
necessary, but follow his directions implicitly."
"Implicitly," mocked Teddy.
However, Mr. Sparling was not without news of what had been
going on on Car Three. Billy Conley had written fully of
Phil Forrest's brilliant exploits. After one of these letters,
Mr. Sparling wrote Conley, as follows:
"Those boys will never tell me when they do anything worthwhile.
It isn't like Phil to talk about his own achievements. So you
write me anything of this sort you think I would like to know.
I do not mean you are to act as a spy, or anything of the sort.
Just write me the things you think they will not write about."
Bill understood and faithfully followed out his
employer's directions. Mr. Sparling proudly showed
Conley's letters to all of his associates back with
the show, where there was much rejoicing, for everyone
liked Phil; not only liked but held him in sincere
admiration for his many good qualities.
That evening, however, Teddy sat down at the typewriter and
laboriously hammered out a letter to his employer.
"Hang the thing!" he growled. "I wish I had only one finger."
"Why? That's a funny wish," laughed Phil. "Why do you
wish that?"
"Because all the rest of them get in the way when I try to run
a typewriter."
"I am afraid you never would make a piano player, Teddy."
"I don't want to be one. I would rather ride the
educated donkey. It's better exercise." Teddy then
proceeded with his letter. This is what he wrote:
"Dear Mr. Sparling:"
"Nothing has happened since you were here."
One of the lithographers had a fit in the dining room of the
contract hotel this morning (I don't blame him, do you?) and they
hauled him out by the feet. We run amuck with another advance
car, the other day, but nobody got into a fight. I thought rival
cars always--excuse the typewriter, it doesn't know any better--
got into a fight when they met.
"One of the billposters fell off a barn--it was a hay barn,
I think. I am not sure. I'll ask Phil before I finish
this letter. Let me see, what happened to him? Oh, yes,
I remember. He broke his arm off and we left him in a
hospital back at Aberdeen. Phil let one of the banner men
go this morning. The fellow had false teeth and couldn't
hold tacks in his mouth. I tell him it would be a good plan
to examine the teeth of all these banner men fellows before
he joins them out, just the same as you would when you're
buying a horse. Don't you think so?"
"By the way, I almost forgot to tell you. We ran over a
switchman in the night last night. I don't think it hurt the
car any."
"Well, good-bye. I'll write again when there is some news.
How's January? Wish I was back, riding him in the ring.
Expect I'll have an awful time with him when I start in again.
Don't feed him any oats, and keep him off the fresh grass.
I don't want him to get a fat stomach, because I can't get
my legs under him to hold on when he bucks."
"Well, good-bye again. Love to all the boys."
"Your friend,"
"Teddy Tucker."
"P. S. Did I tell you we killed the switchman? Well, we did.
He's dead. He's switched off for keeps."
"T. T."
"P. S. Yes, Phil says it was a hay barn that the billposter fell
off from. Wouldn't it be a good plan to furnish those fellows
with nets? Billposters are scarce and we can't afford to lose
any good ones."
"T. T."