Containing prophetic observations relating to the affairs of Europe
and of Great Britain, more particularly from 1720 to 1729.
1. In the latter end of 1720, an eminent old lady shall bring
forth five sons at a birth; the youngest shall live and grow up to
maturity, but the four eldest shall either die in the nursery, or
be all carried off by one sudden and unexpected accident.
2. About this time a man with a double head shall arrive in
Britain from the south. One of these heads shall deliver messages
of great importance to the governing party, and the other to the
party that is opposite to them. The first shall believe the
monster, but the last shall discover the impostor, and so happily
disengage themselves from a snare that was laid to destroy them and
their posterity. After this the two heads shall unite, and the
monster shall appear in his proper shape.
3. In the year 1721, a philosopher from Lower Germany shall come,
first to Amsterdam in Holland, and afterwards to London. He will
bring with him a world of curiosities, and among them a pretended
secret for the transmutation of metals. Under the umbrage of this
mighty secret he shall pass upon the world for some time; but at
length he shall be detected, and proved to be nothing but an
empiric and a cheat, and so forced to sneak off, and leave the
people he has deluded, either to bemoan their loss, or laugh at
their own folly. N.B.- This will be the last of his sect that will
ever venture in this part of the world upon the same errand.
4. In this year great endeavours will be used for procuring a
general peace, which shall be so near a conclusion that public
rejoicings shall be made at the courts of several great potentates
upon that account; but just in the critical juncture, a certain
neighbouring prince shall come to a violent death, which shall
occasion new war and commotion all over Europe; but these shall
continue but for a short time, and at last terminate in the utter
destruction of the first aggressors.
5. Towards the close of this year of mysteries, a person that was
born blind shall have his sight restored, and shall see ravens
perch upon the heads of traitors, among which the head of a
notorious prelate shall stand upon the highest pole.
6. In the year 1722, there shall be a grand congress, and new
overtures of peace offered by most of the principal parties
concerned in the war, which shall have so good effect that a
cessation of arms shall be agreed upon for six months, which shall
be kept inviolable till a certain general, either through treachery
or inadvertency, shall begin hostilities before the expiration of
the term; upon which the injured prince shall draw his sword, and
throw the scabbard into the sea, vowing never to return it till he
shall obtain satisfaction for himself, and done justice to all that
were oppressed.
7. At the close of this year, a famous bridge shall be broken
down, and the water that runs under it shall be tinctured with the
blood of two notorious malefactors, whose unexpected death shall
make mighty alterations in the present state of affairs, and put a
stop to the ruin of a nation, which must otherwise have been
unavoidable.
8. 1723 begins with plots, conspiracies, and intestine commotions
in several countries; nor shall Great Britain itself be free from
the calamity. These shall continue till a certain young prince
shall take the reins of government into his own hands; and after
that, a marriage shall be proposed, and an alliance concluded
between two great potentates, who shall join their forces, and
endeavour, in good earnest, to set all matters upon a right
foundation.
9. This year several cardinals and prelates shall be publicly
censured for heretical principles, and shall narrowly escape from
being torn to pieces by the common people, who still look upon them
as the grand disturbers of public tranquillity, perfect
incendiaries, and the chief promoters of their former, present, and
future calamities.
10. In 1724-5 there will be many treaties and negociations, and
Great Britain, particularly, will be crowded with foreign ministers
and ambassadors from remote princes and states. Trade and commerce
will begin to flourish and revive, and everything will have a
comfortable prospect, until some desperadoes, assisted by a monster
with many heads, shall start new difficulties, and put the world
again into a flame; but these shall be but of short duration.
11. Before the expiration of 1725, an eagle from the north shall
fly directly to the south, and perch upon the palace of a prince,
and first unravel the bloody projects and designs of a wicked set
of people, and then publicly discover the murder of a great king,
and the intended assassination of another greater than he.
12. In 1726, three princes will be born that will grow up to be
men, and inherit the crowns of three of the greatest monarchies in
Europe.
13. About this time the pope will die, and after a great many
intrigues and struggles, a Spanish cardinal shall be elected, who
shall decline the dignity, and declare his marriage with a great
lady, heiress of one of the chief principalities in Italy, which
may occasion new troubles in Europe, if not timely prevented.
14. In 1727, new troubles shall break out in the north, occasioned
by the sudden death of a certain prince, and the avarice and
ambition of another. Poor Poland seems to be pointed at; but the
princes of the south shall enter into a confederacy to preserve
her, and shall at length restore her peace, and prevent the
perpetual ruin of her constitution.
15. Great endeavours will be used about this time for a
comprehension in religion, supported by crafty and designing men,
and a party of mistaken zealots, which they shall artfully draw in
to join with them; but as the project is ill-concerted, and will be
worse managed, it will come to nothing; and soon afterwards an
effectual mode will be taken to prevent the like attempt for the
future.
16. 1728 will be a year of inquiry and retrospection. Many
exorbitant grants will be reassumed, and several persons who
thought themselves secure will be called before the senate, and
compelled to disgorge what they have unjustly pillaged either from
the crown or the public.
17. About this time a new scaffold will be erected upon the
confines of a certain great city, where an old count of a new
extraction, that has been of all parties and true to none, will be
doomed by his peers to make his first appearance. After this an
old lady who has often been exposed to danger and disgrace, and
sometimes brought to the very brink of destruction, will be brought
to bed of three daughters at once, which they shall call Plenty,
Peace, and Union; and these three shall live and grow up together,
be the glory of their mother, and the comfort of posterity for many
generations.
This is the substance of what he either writ or extracted from his
papers in the interval between the loss of his speech and the
return of his fit, which happened exactly at the time he had
computed.
Upon the approach of his fit, he made signs to be put to bed, which
was no sooner done but he was seized with extreme agonies, which he
bore up under with the greatest steadfastness, and after a severe
conflict, that lasted near eight hours, he expired.
Thus lived and thus died this extraordinary person; a person,
though of mean extraction and obscure life, yet when his character
comes to be fully and truly known, it will be read with pleasure,
profit, and admiration.
His perfections at large would be the work of a volume, and
inconsistent with the intention of these papers. I will,
therefore, only add, for a conclusion, that he was a man of
uncommon thought and judgment, and always kept his appetites and
inclinations within their just limits.
His reason was strong and manly, his understanding sound and
active, and his temper so easy, equal, and complaisant, that he
never fell out, either with men or accidents. He bore all things
with the highest affability, and computed justly upon their value
and consequence, and then applied them to their proper uses.
A LETTER FROM OXFORD
Sir,
Being informed that you speedily intend to publish some memoirs
relating to our dumb countryman, Dickory Cronke, I send you
herewith a few lines, in the nature of an elegy, which I leave you
to dispose of as you think fit. I knew and admired the man; and if
I were capable, his character should be the first thing I would
attempt.
Yours. &c.
AN ELEGY,
IN MEMORY OF DICKORY CRONKE,
THE DUMB PHILOSOPHER.
Vitiis nemo sine nascitur; optimus ille est,
Qui minimus urgetur.--HORACE.
If virtuous actions emulation raise,
Then this good man deserves immortal praise.
When nature such extensive wisdom lent,
She sure designed him for our precedent.
Such great endowments in a man unknown,
Declare the blessings were not all his own;
But rather granted for a time to show
What the wise hand of Providence can do.
In him we may a bright example see
Of nature, justice, and morality;
A mind not subject to the frowns of fate,
But calm and easy in a servile state.
He always kept a guard upon his will
And feared no harm because he knew no ill.
A decent posture and an humble mien,
In every action of his life were seen.
Through all the different stages that he went,
He still appeared both wise and diligent:
Firm to his word, and punctual to his trust,
Sagacious, frugal, arable, and just.
No gainful views his bounded hopes could sway,
No wanton thought led his chaste soul astray.
In short, his thoughts and actions both declare,
Nature designed him her philosopher;
That all mankind, by his example taught,
Might learn to live, and manage every thought.
Oh! could my muse the wondrous subject grace,
And, from his youth, his virtuous actions trace;
Could I in just and equal numbers tell
How well he lived, and how devoutly fell,
I boldly might your strict attention claim,
And bid you learn, and copy out the man.
J. P.
Exeter College, August 25th, 1719.