At the corner of the Plaza where traffic is heaviest, a dingy
Ford loaded with camp outfit stalled on the street-car track just
as the traffic officer spread-eagled his arms and turned with
majestic deliberation to let the East-and-West traffic through.
The motorman slid open his window and shouted insults at the
driver, and the traffic cop left his little platform and strode
heavily toward the Ford, pulling his book out of his pocket with
the mechanical motion born of the grief of many drivers.
Casey Ryan, clinging to the front step of the street car on his
way to the apartment house he once more called home, swung off
and beat the traffic officer to the Ford. He stooped and gave a
heave on the crank, obeyed a motion of the driver's head when the
car started, and stepped upon the running board. The traffic
officer paused, waved his book warningly and said something. The
motorman drew in his head, clanged the bell, and the afternoon
traffic proceeded to untangle.
"Get in, old-timer," invited the driver whom Casey had assisted.
Casey did not ask whether the driver was going in his direction,
but got in chuckling at the small triumph over his enemies, the
police.
"Fords are mean cusses," he observed sympathetically. "They like
nothing better than to get a feller in bad. But they can't pull
nothin' on me. I know 'em to a fare-you-well. Notice how this
one changed 'er mind about gettin' you tagged, soon as Casey Ryan
took 'er by the nose?"
"Are you Casey Ryan?" The driver took his eyes off the traffic
long enough to give Casey an appraising look that measured him
mentally and physically. "Say, I've heard quite a lot about you.
Bill Masters, up at Lund, has spoke of you often. He knows you,
don't he?"
"Bill Masters sure had ought t' know me," Casey grinned. In a
big, roaring, unfriendly city, here sounded a friendly, familiar
tone; a voice straight from the desert, as it were. Casey forgot
what had happened when Barney Oakes crossed his path claiming
acquaintance with Bill Masters, of Lund. He bit off a chew of
tobacco, hunched down lower in the seat, and prepared himself for
a real conflab with the man who spoke the language of his tribe.
He forgot that he had just bought tickets to that evening's
performance at the Orpheum, as a sort of farewell offering to his
domestic goddess before once more going into voluntary exile as
advised by the judge. Pasadena Avenue heard conversational
fragments such as, "Say! Do you know--? "Was you in Lund
when--?"
Casey's new friend drove as fast as the law permitted. He talked
of many places and men familiar to Casey, who was in a mood that
hungered for those places and men in a spiritual revulsion
against the city and all its ways.
Pasadena, Lamanda Park, Monrovia--it was not until the car slowed
for the Glendora speed-limit sign that Casey lifted himself off
his shoulder blades, and awoke to the fact that he was some
distance from home and that the shadows were growing rather long.
"Say! I better get out here and 'phone to the missus," he
exclaimed suddenly. "Pull up at a drug store or some place, will
yuh? I got to talkin' an' forgot I was on my way home when I
throwed in with yuh."
"Aw, you can 'phone any time. There is street cars running back
to town all the time I or you can catch a bus anywhere's along
here. I got pinched once for drivin' through here without a
tail-light; and twice I've had blowouts right along here. This
town's a jinx for me and I want to slip it behind me."
Casey nodded appreciatively. "Every darn' town's a jinx for me,"
he confided resentfully. "Towns an' Casey Ryan don't agree.
Towns is harder on me than sour beans."
"Yeah--I guess L. A.'s a jinx for you all right. I heard about
your latest run-in with the cops. I wish t' heck you'd of
cleaned up a few for me. I love them saps the way I like rat
poison. I've got no use for the clowns nor for towns that
actually hands 'em good jack for dealin' misery to us guys. The
bird never lived that got a square deal from 'em. They grab yuh
and dust yuh off--"
"They won't grab Casey Ryan no more. Why, lemme tell yuh what
they done!"
Glendora slipped behind and was forgotten while Casey told the
story of his wrongs. In no particular, according to his version,
had he been other than law-abiding. Nobody, he declaimed
heatedly, had ever taken him by the scruff of the neck and shaken
him like a pup, and got away with it, and nobody ever would.
Casey was Irish and his father had been Irish, and the Ryan never
lived that took sass and said thank-yuh.
His new friend listened with just that degree of sympathy which
encourages the unburdening of the soul. When Casey next awoke to
the fact that he was getting farther and farther away from home,
they were away past Claremont and still going to the full extent
of the speed limit. His friend had switched on the lights.
"I got to telephone my wife!" Casey exclaimed uneasily. "I'll
gamble she's down to the police station right now, lookin' for
me. An' I want the cops t' kinda forgit about me. I got to
talkin' along an' plumb forgot I wasn't headed home."
"Aw, you can 'phone from Fontana. I'll have to stop there anyway
for gas. Say, why don't yuh stall 'er off till morning? You
couldn't get home for supper now if yuh went by wireless. I guess
yuh wouldn't hate a mouthful of desert air after swallowing smoke
and insults, like yuh done in L. A. Tell her you're takin' a
ride to Barstow. You can catch a train out of there and be home
to breakfast, easy. If you ain't got the change in your clothes
for carfare," he added generously, "Why, I'll stake yuh just for
your company on the trip. Whadda yuh say?"
Casey looked at the orange and the grapefruit and lemon orchards
that walled the Foothill Boulevard. All trees looked alike to
Casey, and these reminded him disagreeably of the fruit stalls in
Los Angeles.
"Well, mebby I might go on to Barstow. Too late now to take the
missus to the show, anyway. I guess I can dig up the price uh
carfare from Barstow back." He chuckled with a sinful pride in
his prosperity, which was still new enough to be novel. "Yuh
don't catch Casey Ryan goin' around no more without a dime in his
hind pocket. I've felt the lack of 'em too many times when they
was needed. Casey Ryan's going to carry a jingle louder'n a lead
burro from now on. You can ask anybody."
"You bet it's wise for a feller to go heeled," the friend of Bill
Masters responded easily. "You never know when yuh might need
it. Well, there's a Bell sign over there. You can be askin' your
wife's consent while I gas up."
Innocent pleasure; the blameless joy of riding in a Ford toward
the desert, with a prince of a fellow for company, was not so
easily made to sound logical and a perfectly commonplace incident
over a long-distance telephone. The Little Woman seemed struck
with a sense of the unusual; her voice betrayed trepidation and
she asked questions which Casey found it difficult to answer.
That he was merely riding as far as Barstow with a desert
acquaintance and would catch the first train back, she apparently
failed to find convincing.
"Casey Ryan, tell me the truth. If you're in a scrape again, you
know perfectly well that Jack and I will have to come and get you
out of it. San Bernardino sounds bad to me, Casey, and you're
pretty close to the place. Do you really want me to believe that
you're coming back on the next train?"
"Sure as I'm standin' here! What makes yuh think I'm in a
scrape? Didn't I tell yuh I'm goin' to walk around trouble from
now on? When Casey tells you a thing like that, yuh got a right
to put it down for the truth. I'm going to Barstow for a breath
uh fresh air. This is a feller that knows Bill Masters. I'll be
home to breakfast. I ain't in no trouble an, I ain't goin' to be.
You can believe that or you can set there callin' Casey Ryan a
liar till I git back. G'by."
Whatever the Little Woman thought of it, Casey really meant to do
exactly what he said he would do. And he really did not believe
that trouble was within a hundred miles of him.